Jag firar julen i Polen [English translation]

I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap

I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague

My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker

Little I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague

I'm off to Poland, farewell and goodbye

With my rod pointing upwards and my cap askew

Trouble, sorrow and struggle go away

Now I'm only feeling a gay desire

With my passport in my pocket and my dick in my hand

I'm now ready for the country of the butts

I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap

I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague

My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker

I'm celebrating gay Christmas in Prague, gay Christmas in Prague

Little I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague

I'm off to Poland, goodbye and farewell

With my rod pointing upwards I go by sea

I'm not a sailor, I'm a homophile

The distance between Poland and Prague is pretty far

But I'm an old nancy-boy kerb-crawler

At worst, I might have to stay until Easter

I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap

I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague

My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker

I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague, I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague

Yes, gay Christmas in Prague

I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap

I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague

My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker

Little I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague

• Artist:Onkel Kånkel