Hey Girl [English translation]

Ey if you were a bar-maid, then I would only be in bars

And if you were a dealer, I would have every amount of weed

If you were a pill, I would have to go to the doctor every day

And if you were a bad mood, I would be in trouble every day

If you were a cigarette butt, I would constantly have a smoke

And if I had to get out, my life would only consist of breaks

And if you were my couch, I would never again be outside

And if you were teleshopping, I would buy everything from you

And if you were a birthday, I would surely be a clown

If you were boredom, I would like to sit in a traffic jam

And if you were a crime, I would long since be in the penitentiary

And I believe if you liked girls, I would be a woman

And if you were a city, then most certainly New York

If you were a Stewardess, I would sit every day on board

If you were a BMX, you would stand in my sports calendar

And if you were religion, I would be tight with the Lord

[Hook] (2x)

Hey Girl, I just want you to know

I like you the way you are

And no matter what you would like to be

I am most certainly the guy that digs it

[Verse 2]

Ey if you want I'll go crazy like Shady's wife

And if you would be Bonnie, I would be Clyde, what a crazy life

And if you were in the club today, I would be Ladies' Night

If you were a perm, I would find the eighties nice

Ey if you were Facebook, I would be caught in the net

If you were an aria, than that would be no chanting here

If you were my hobby, then it would be what I can do best

And if you were suicide, it would be my turn next

If you were the sex trade, I would hang out uptown

If you were a porno, then I would have a mustache

If you were decadence, I would be the, who likes the big slide

And if you were fast food, I would now have a fat a**

(Ah) If you were a leak, then I would decline

If you were self-praise, I would smell very angry

If you were the big sea, then I would drown terribly

And no matter how small you would be, I would find you someday

[Hook] (2x)

Whatever... whatever...

• Artist:Cro
• Album:Melodie (2014)