Gli uomini e le donne sono uguali [English translation]

Giulia writes me on a white letter paper

She tells me that I'm an asshole of first category

I tell her: "the fault is not mine's

...the fault is in Beatrice that wrote me on a yellow letter paper

She tells me that I'm a materialist

Chiara made me a defects list,

Instead my mother says that i don't have any, I don't have any, I don't have any....

Look, I'm not one for making war, I understand your projects, but I'm not a boyfriend and I'll never be a lawyer and even your husband...

Well, I understand, but what I tell you is not an offense. It's the opposite.

It's just a defence

But you don't speak to me and you make the offense

Ahi ahia ahi

I've got thousand poetry

Wrote by women that were mine's, but I've already broke with them

Still in love, I've a drawer full of their letters

Of only gripes

But I don't want to be catch in one of their spider web

Month by month

You'll become faithful

But nobody still believe in magic

Of woman locked in their houses

While men are at work

• Artist:Cesare Cremonini
• Album:Bagus (2002)