Faccio quello che voglio [English translation]

Rovazzi: No way, Gianni, we've been here for two hours and no fish are biting. None at all!

By the way I don't know, I haven't had any ideas recently. Really, none!

Morandi: It's a fear of every artist's to lose their talent. That's why we built the vault.

Rovazzi: What do you mean, the vault?

Morandi: Fabio, the vault!

Pedicini: The vault of successes is the place where celebrities conceal their talents over time.

To preserve your physical aspect, you just need to go through a scanner, which encrypts the physicity and materializes it as a pill, packaged and classified.

Thanks to advanced machines, those having a beautiful voice can materialize it in liquid form and store it over time inside specific bottles, classified and labeled with the name of their legitimate owner.

All of this is then transported into the vault, secure and inaccessible, even for the most evil minds.

To violate the vault we needed a plan of extreme difficulty.

Rovazzi: No, Roberto, we don't have enough budget, make it a little bit simpler: take the other script!

Pedicini: Ah, the other one... so the other one.

Rovazzi: Yeah, the one with "The plan was very simple, 1, 2, 3, 4, Pippo Baudo".

Pedicini: 1, 2, 3, 4, Pippo Baudo. Okay.

Rovazzi: Perfect, let's go on!

Pedicini: The plan was very simple.

Going through the main entrance disguised as a cleaner.

Rovazzi: Hello!

Boldi: Good morning! Who are you?

Rovazzi: Fabio Rovazzi.

Boldi: Fabio Rovazzi... No, actually, from our system, it looks like you have no talents here.

Rovazzi: Ah, but I'm here to clean the vault, see?

Boldi: Ah, you're here to clean?

Rovazzi: Well, yes!

Boldi: Ah, well, then go. Go. Come on!

Rovazzi: Thank you.

Pedicini: Follow the corridor and turn right.

The password is "1234".

Use Pippo Baudo's photo.

Rovazzi: I'm in.

Pedicini: Change your clothes.

Use the spray on the cameras.

Boldi: Damn it...

Screwed! Fool!

Pedicini: You've got fifteen seconds until it closes up. Hurry up.

Take a pill so they can't recognize you.

Good luck.

Rovazzi [Voice: Fabio Rovazzi]:

Everything's in a bag

I know, this was a big one

Please wait, I'm in a hurry

It's all a copy-paste

Fashion controls us

I disappear in the crowd

I could dance like Bolle

Sing out of happiness

Getting Zalone's income

Instead I'm still here

I look for some cool place and take some ability

In the bounds of legality

Rovazzi [Voice: Emma Marrone]:

I do what I want

I do what I feel like doing

This summer I'm out of control

And I don't need the lyrics anyway

Because with this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra

Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra

With this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra

Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra

Pa pa ra ra ra ra

Pedicini: Steal a vehicle to escape.

Rovazzi: Take it easy, there's no need: I got it.

Ramazzotti: Give me back my voice.

Rovazzi: But - Eros... Eh...

Ramazzotti: Hey, no stealing, Rovazzi!

Rovazzi: I know, I know.

Ramazzotti: Come on!

Rovazzi: Here it is.

All right.

Ramazzotti: Remember: you don't need my voice:

This is enough.

Rovazzi: It's a clothes peg!1

Ramazzotti: Exactly.

Bye.

Rovazzi [Voice: Fabio Rovazzi]:

I hit the ground running

And escape my karma

A status that excites me

I want to break off

General stress

Dive into the sea

There's no need to worry, mommy

I'm taking off, I have to turn it off

I'll call you back later, you have to calm down

There's no problem: I'm on a Panda2

You weren't expecting this song

And I'm going to give you an ending against any prediction

But I'm not the hero of your plain old stories

And I'm against all spoilers

Rovazzi [Voice: Nek]:

I do what I want

I do what I feel like doing

This summer I'm out of control

And I don't need the lyrics anyway

Because with this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra

Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra

With this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra

Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra

Pa pa ra ra ra ra

Rovazzi [Voice: Fabio Rovazzi]:

Attracted by evil

Honesty has no budget

Everything that's forbidden

We like

Luis Sal [Voice: Al Bano]:

We make bad models

Normality

Fifteen minutes of celebrity

With this voice here

Rovazzi: Really?

Luis Sal: Actually it's been really easy:

In the last few days I've made friends with the guards, and I exchanged your bag for a pack of cigarettes

Rovazzi: No, come on... Even the customized hat... No, please...

Will you let me out, please?

Enough!

Guardia: Rovazzi! Come! They've just posted bail.

You can go out.

Rovazzi: Really?

Guardia: Come!

Luis Sal: And for me? Nothing? How! Darn it!

Rovazzi: Maybe next time you might want to say this "bail thing" quietly...

But who paid?

Guardia: To the left, then straight ahead, please.

Go.

Rovazzi: Hello. but... how does it work here, do I have to... give you some documents...

Does any of you know who paid...

Briatore: I paid. You're out.

1. This part is making fun of Eros Ramazzotti's nasal voice2. Famous Italian car model

• Artist:Fabio Rovazzi