En d'r Kayjass Nummer Null [English translation]

At Kay Lane number zero

There's a very old school

That's where we studied

Our teacher's name was Welsch

He spoke real Cologne dialect

And that's the language we studied in

And we were trying to remember

And told the teacher:

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No, no, we don't remember that, definitely don't remember that

That's not what we learned

For we were in the class of teacher Welsch

And he didn't teach us any of that

Three times zero is zero remains zero

For we went to school at Kay Lane

Three times zero is zero remains zero

For we went to school at Kay Lane

Whenever there's a window broken

Or a trash can is missing

Or the dog has a can tied to his tail

A policeman came a-running

And scolded the six of us

And said "What do you six boys think you're doing?"

And again we were trying to remember

And told the policeman:

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The other day down the lane

Ms Kääzmanns stopped us in our tracks

And said "Where do you six boys think you're running?

Our daughter Mary is sitting at home

And doesn't know what to do!

Someone has got to be the father!"

And again we were trying to remember

And told Ms Kääzmann:

(Dear Ms Kääzmann...)

[Chorus]

• Artist:Bläck Fööss