Dr. Greenthumb lyrics

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Dr. Greenthumb lyrics

[a short skit opens the beginning of the song]

Hello, Im dr. greenthumb

Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed

And just cant find some anywhere?

Well try my dr. greenthumb grow tips

Ill show you how to grow inside and out

From seed to clone, and the best homegrown

And if youre afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky

No worries, well fix them too

With one of our dr. greenthumb sizzlean screens

To block the nosy pigs vision

Dont believe me?

Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders

How well it works

Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is jaid

And ahm a farmer and Ive been growin

Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh

Uhh, with dr. greenthumbs sizzlean screen

I dont hafta point my shotgun

At them pesky porkers no more

Thanks dr. green, youre tha shit

Yes, dr. greenthumbs got it all, I guarantee it

Try my book and youll have the chronic in no time

*lighter flicks* dial 1-800-713-grow

*inhaling noise* thats 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale*

*lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*

G *inhale* r *inhale* o-w

hello dr. greenthumb, paging dr. greenthumb!

[b-real]

Hello my name is dr. greenthumb

Id like to tell you just where Im from

In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields

The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels

Greenhouse effect with the weed connect

(doctor) dea cant keep greenthumb in check (doctor!)

Hps, God bless the whole crop

Please god, dont let me see no cops

Trunkload, ready to hit the highway

Dont let the eye in the sky fly my way

Or we gonna have big trouble, thats no shit

Cant be growin without no permit

But fuck that, I study the 215 trip

That way when they come they can suck my dick

Weed cant grow without attention

Hello my name is dr. greenthumb

Chorus:

[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb

[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb!

[b-real] Id like to tell you just where Im from

[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb

[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb

[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb!

[b-real] Id like to tell you just where Im from

[sendog] aiyyo dr. greenthumb, come on back one time!

[b-real]

People cant live without the herb man

If not theyd be drinkin and drivin and swervin

But thanks to dr. greenthumb weed grow

In the backyard or inside with hydro

To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream

Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen

Cycles of weed are constantly grown

Somebody give me the razor to cut groves

Id like to stop, but it feels so good

Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood

Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone

But never ever ever gotta worry from my home

What that funny sound knockin at the door (open up its the dea!)

Sorry greenthumb cant talk no more

Please dont follow me into the sun

Hello my name is dr. greenthumb

Chorus 1/2

[b-real]

Out from the lab, no need for rehab

If I cant drive then call me a cab (ese!)

In my closet the weed is dried out

Like eiht said, aint no place to hide out

I dont wanna buy no weed from no cop

Get knocked up and they close up my shop

Thats why I buy no weed from no one

Thats why they call me dr. greenthumb

The scientifical, mystical one

Growin my crops with the rays of the sun

Come one come all and see how its done

If you see the pigs theres no need to run

Cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb

But you never know what be the outcome

You see the photo in the album

The weed is growin like my erection

Look I never told you where I was from

Some call me real, but Im dr. greenthumb

Chorus

Dr. greenthumb

Doctor, your bulova plant needs special tending to

Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more co2

Doctor, dr. greenthumb youre needed

Doctor, dahyahahahhh... doctor

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