Despicable

[Verse]

I come around like what goes around

What goes up must come down

Anyone who comes up must go down

Might as well go for the gusto now

Better not let up, better not let them breathe

Last shot, give it all you got

Try to turn me down, bitch, get fucked with a volume knob

Fuck all you snobs

Hoes, I hope all you rot

Two bottles of Lubriderm and a box of condoms

Is that all you brought? And you want a ménage à trois, you twats?

Fuck that, I'd rather turn this club to a bar-room brawl

Get rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall

Like a leech stuck in a vacuum y'all

Ain't nothing but a whole lot of sucking going on in rap

Yeah but I'm home, bad to the bone

Back in the zone, let him alone, you don't want to go eggin' him on

It'll never be my chair that you own, crown so tight that it cuts off

Circulation to the brain, no oxygen

Other words, there's no heir to the throne

When I die so does hip-hop, Hitchcock of the shit, bitch ask Doc

Got it ziplocked in a bag, you fags ain't been able to fade me

Since Kid Rock had a high top, keep bloggin' while I mind-boggle

And I zone like I'm in the twilight, dog, get off my bone

This is my mic, doggonit; I like hoggin' it

Flow's so wet I'mma take this beat tobogganin', I'm waterloggin' it

I'm soggin' it, pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it

Suplexing it on cement

Like I'm on some "Straight Outta Compton" shit

Take this dick and chomp on it, I'm so bad I can bitch-slap

A back-handed compliment, jackass, eat a donkey dick

The game I just about conquered it

Like Donkey Kong, I'm bonkers, bitch

I'm the king of this honkey shit, I reign supreme in this honkey shit

No sense screaming and arguing, makes no difference

Whether a Benz or Bentley or a Beamer's the car you in

You think you ball? Well, I palm it, I throw up bombs when I vomit

Boy, I throw down in the kitchen

Might hit your mom with my omelette

But you got egg on your face, now watch me drop an atomic

I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze

Bitch, I'm as batshit as Ozzy, it's obvious

You can tell right off the bat

No pun intended, but come any closer, I'll bite off your head

Tryna give me the finger's kinda like giving a spider the web

I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage

I'll catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly, you just food

I give as much of a flying fuck as that Superman dude

Guess I just do what you can't do

And make you look stupid and bamboozled

Confused as usual and you can get whipped

She can open a can too

But you better hope you can handle the heat or stay the fuck

Outta Hell's kitchen, I came to cock block like a square

Fucking male chicken, yeah, it's Shady, slut

The rest can suck on a big one

'Cause I'm as despicable as Daffy Duck when I'm spittin'

• Artist:Eminem