Dans mon HLM [English translation]
Dans mon HLM [English translation]
On the ground floor , in my HLM
There's a kind of a stupid spy
That monitors the entrances
And shoots at anything that moves
Especially if it's a tanned one
He spends his nights in the wine cellars
With his Beretta
He's tracking the kids that are stealing
Wine to the bourgeois .
He's recreating the Indochine War
In his tiny ass-hole life.
His wife can't get out of the kitchen
Because if she does , he would beat her .
He's so stupidly crazy
That even the French Foreign Legion
Ended up chucking him out .
That tells you how fucking stupid he is !
For fuck's sake , my HLM is so lame
And the girl of the 8th floor is liking hashish !
On the first floor , in my HLM
There's the young dynamic yuppie
With his lounge suit of alpaca fibre
The one who paid 200 000 bucks
For his apartment of 2 rooms and a balcony.
He valiantly worked for 20 years
To arrive here.
Now he's happy
But he tells he will soon leave out .
Yet , anyway he can't
He still has to pay for
His dishwasher , his TV-screen
And the sawdust for the bedding of his cats
Because of course ,
This sweet centrist taxpayer,
Doesn't like children,
To tell you how much he is dull !
For fuck's sake , my HLM is so lame
And the girl of the 8th floor is liking hashish !
On the second floor, in my HLM
There's a tribe of junkies
Who are 6 to 8 to live
In a 60 square meters apartment
Where there is always music .
They are the rioters of May 68
One of them is unemployed
One of them is a teacher,
And one of them is my sister.
They are living without worries
With mattresses on the floor
And the neighbours are furious !
They make a hell of a noise ,
They never pay the rent
When the court bailiffs are there
They write a letter to the Libération newspaper
To tell you how much they are cools !
For fuck's sake , my HLM is so lame
And the girl of the 8th floor is liking hashish !
On the third floor , in my HLM
There's this hell of a bitch
The one who is working in the advertising market
The winter in Avoriaz
The summer at the Club Med .
Like all the silly discolored bitches ,
She has her own Mini Cooper,
She's exciting all the neighbourhood
When she's out walking her Spaniel .
In feminist demonstrations
She's at the forefront
But she doesn't want children
Because it's accelerating the ageing process .
It gives you a saggy arse
And it wrinkles the skin of your head
She had read it in the Express newspaper
To tell you how much she is reading !
For fuck's sake , my HLM is so lame
And the girl of the 8th floor is liking hashish !
On the fourth floor, in my HLM
There is the one that the neighbours
Call " The Communist " ,
While it doesn't suit him he says ,
According to him , he's a trotskyist !
I've never really understood
The fundamental difference ,
He said he could explain it to me
But it would takes hours and hours .
Since he made a petition ,
3 years ago for the Chile
All the building inhabitants suspect him
For each new graffiti .
While in fact the " Death to the assholes "
In the stairwell
Had been written by me
To tell you how much I am right !
For fuck's sake , my HLM is so lame
And the girl of the 8th floor is liking hashish !
And there is also , in my HLM
A new romantic
And a veteran
A hoodlum and a cop
Who wanders in sweatpants .
He's doing his jogging everyday
With its German shepherd dog
From the basements to the parking lots
It is so rewarding ...
When I am tired of all these brave people
I am going to the 8th floor,
To build for an instant ,
With my girlfriend Germaine,
A world full of children.
And when the day breaks ,
We left believing in it ,
To tell you how much we dream !
For fuck's sake , my HLM is so lame
And the girl of the 8th floor is liking hashish !
- Artist:Renaud
- Album:Marche à l'ombre (1980)