Breakup song lyrics

[Spoken]

I can remember the conversation like it was yesterday. She came out of the shower, hair wet, everything was wet. If you haven't seen a shower: It's a thing with water, and it covers you, and she had just been in that. She came right out of it and she looked me in the eyes and she said:

[Girl]

It's over

We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again

It's over

We're unhappy

We need to take a break from us to make us right again

And even though it's not gonna go any further

I swear I don't regret a second of it

And when the dust has settled

I hope we can still be friends

[Bo]

And then I said

EAT A DICK!

EAT A DICK!

EAT A FUCKING DICK, BITCH!

PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING BIB!

GET READY TO GOBBLE A DICK UP!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, BITCH

EAT A FUCKING DICK, BITCH!

[Girl]

(Starting to think I made the right decision here)

Look, you're angry

I can see that

But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be

I try to speak to you

But you won't listen-

[Bo]

EAT A DICK!

[Girl]

Hold on, please just let me-

[Bo]

EAT A DICK!

[Girl]

Oh my god

Honestly, are you fucking five?

I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me

I'm saying how I'm feeling

And you're saying "eat a dick"

Does that seem like a mature response to you?

[Bo]

No!

But see I think the issue is

I've got my father's temper

And I'm emotionally inarticulate

So rather than being honest and vulnerable

I made a quick switch

Because I'm hurting inside

And I'm trying to hide it

So eat a dick bitch

Eat a fucking dick bitch

[Girl]

I didn't think you'd cry for me

I didn't think you cared

I thought you were lashing out in anger

Now I see you're scared

I'm scared, too

Maybe we can work this out

And not break up

[Bo]

Really?

[Girl]

NO, LICK MY CLIT

LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT

YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT?

I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU TO GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREW

SORRY, YOU’RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN

LICK THIS CLIT, THEN LEAVE, SON.

• Artist:Bo Burnham
• Album:What