Break Free Parody lyrics

This video

Is the

Ultimate nerd fantasy

The only thing

Missing

Is a Darth Vader sex scene

(Huh!)

I was a children's TV star

Now I wanna be a mature artist

(Huh!)

I'm not just for kids anymore

Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this

That's right

I'm dating the rapper you saw in

That video I did before

Boning

A black guy to break free

My good girl image was a bore

This song

Sounds like Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream"

I copy shit you've heard before

"This Kiss" by Carly Rae Jepson

I ripped off this song even more

(More, more, more)

I am getting

Undressed

In zero gravity

It's obvious

That I am just

Laying on a green screen, yeah

My show on Nickelodeon

Never would of let me shoot missile boobs

Now I show so much of my hot skin

Most people think they are watching Redtube

This is

The part in every dance video

We see the DJ turn some knobs

I'm just

Pretending to do things

This is playing off my iPod

Hey bitch

Not only did you rip off my song

You took my projectile boob move

I'll teach

You to steal from Katy

You skinny dumb breast shooting noob

You're just

Jealous that I'm younger and hotter

Plus my voice is better than yours

Russell

Brand was smart to leave you

Now you're gonna hear me roar!

Hold up

Nobody shoots cream at my baby

Unless it is your boy, Big Sean

Prepare

To feel the wrath of my

Massive projectile dong!

--VIDEO--

Oh, what the fuck?!

That's right! This was just one big elaborate Ice Bucket Challenge Video!

Now I nominate Katy Perry.

Oh hell no, look enough is enough with this bullshit.

Okay, we are in a god damn drought and you wasting the water by pouring it on your motherfucker...

AHHHH! Motherfucker!

I have accepted Ariana Grande's Ice Bucket Challenge

You know, you could just donate the money, right? Bitch!

Now, I nominate Steve, the camera guy!

Me?

I swear to god Steve!

I swear to god if you dump a damn bucket of water on your head, Imma gonna blow your camera up!

And I told you man -- I told you not to...

Ahhh! God! Boooi Booi!

Uhhh, bitch!

We are so breaking up!

• Artist:Bart Baker