Bend and Snap lyrics

[SERENA]

Look at my ass, look at my thighs

I'm catnip to the guys

They chase my tail, they drool and pant

Wanna touch this, but they can't

[MARGOT/PILAR]

No!

[SERENA]

All the boys wanna come and play

Snap my fingers and they obey

Why do they follow me 'round all day?

Watch me while I walk away

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]

I bend and snap

[SERENA]

Feel how hot it's getting

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]

Bend and snap

[SERENA]

Then when you got 'em sweating

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

[SERENA]

No tight end can defend

Against the bend and snap

[PAULETTE]

Oh, that's easy for you to say

[MARGOT]

And you!

Girl, if you wanna make the team

Fake some self-esteem

[PILAR]

The more you jump around and scream

The sexier you seem

[PAULETTE]

Sorry girls, that ain't how I play

This wouldn't work if I tried all day

I gotta go get my asthma spray

Watch me while I walk away

[MARGOT]

No, wait, before you walk away

Just

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]

Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]

Ow!

[MARGOT]

Look how good you're getting!

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]

Bend and snap

[PILAR]

I bet right now you're sweating

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

[SERENA]

So depend on your friend

Called the bend

[ELLE]

It's not the time to overthink

Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink

[CUSTOMER]

Excuse me, would you teach me that?

I'm tired of living alone with my cat

[ELLE]

Sure!

[HAIR DRESSER]

Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls

But here's how we did it in The Laker Girls

[SERENA]

Look, do it and we'll go away

[PAULETTE]

Okay, okay, okay, okay!

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]

Beeeeeeeend

And snap!

[GUYS]

DAAAMN!

[PAULETTE]

Hey, wait a second

When I beckoned

Look how the guys came running

Like I'm

[GUYS]

Kickin'

[PAULETTE]

Finger

[GUYS]

Lickin'

[PAULETTE]

Like I'm freaking

[PAULETTE/GUYS]

Wicked stunning

[PAULETTE]

Will you bake me cake and pie?

[GUYS]

Yes

[PAULETTE]

And pay for stuff I buy?

[GUYS]

Yes

[PAULETTE]

And hold me when I cry?

[GUYS]

Yes

[PAULETTE/GUYS]

And I will tell you why

[ENSEMBLE]

Why?

[PAULETTE]

I'm too rocking to lock away

All the boys come and gawk away

Dropping jaws from a block away

Watching while I walk away

[GUYS]

Love to watch her walk away

[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]

Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]

Now look how hot it's getting

[ENSEMBLE]

Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]

I bet right now you're sweating

[ENSEMBLE]

Spring the trap, they cheer and clap

[PAULETTE]

I depend on my friend

[ENSEMBLE]

Go Paulette!

Go Paulette!

[PAULETTE]

I depend on my friend

[ENSEMBLE]

Go, go, go Paulette!

[PAULETTE]

I depend on my friend

Called

[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]

The bend and snap

[ENSEMBLE]

Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]

I'm gonna bend with style

I'm gonna get me some Kyle!

[KYLE]

Paulette, did I leave my stylus?

[ENSEMBLE]

Aaaaand snap!

[PAULETTE]

Oh, crap!

• Artist:Legally Blonde (Musical)