Animals Parody lyrics

I've been a pop star for a long time

People's sexiest man alive

Now it's time for me to be seen

As a massive creep

That is why in this video

I look like a sick pedo

And why I'm stalking a lady

Like she is fresh meat

My beard's gross

This video's all about me

Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen

I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos (eh)

I've done commercials bout acne

I've got a show on NBC

It is time that I show you what else I can do (yeah)

I can stand in rain in a hoodie

I can develop photography

I can hump pretend hunks of meat

I can act totally crazy

I can take pictures on my smartphone

I can smear blood on my hot muscles

This is just like "American Psycho" (oh!)

How do I make my voice so high?

Breaks the windows every time

I use helium

I inhale it from these balloons

When I sing it sounds like the cry

Of a dog about to die

That's why animals

Always show up to my shows

Go away!

This is the part I act real nuts

And cover myself in raw meat guts

Guess he forgot we're in the band too

Dick!

I look so good it's all about me

I am the one fans wanna see

I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude

This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1

Even though now there are 6 of us

No one even knows who we are

Adam you're always the damn star

Nobody wants to watch this weird shit

Of course they do especially this

Check it out now he's acting like a wolf

Ooooowhoooooo!

--VIDEO--

Seriously Adam?!

You didn't tell me you were gonna pour blood all over me!

"Maroon 5"? More like "Moron 5"!

(slap) Uh!

--SONG--

You're ruining our reputation!

This video's disgusting!

No it's artistic

It's just sick!

We're tired of this shit!

What the hell are you doing guys?

Don't worry it's a surprise!

That's totally fine as long as I get more screen time

Oh you will!

I don't know why why why why

You tied me up I'm scared I'm

Too pretty to die die die

No! No! No!

We won't kill you but you might

Want to commit suicide

After what we have in mind

No! No! No!

And now it's time that we give

You a taste of your own medicine

By making your ass listen

To your own voice

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(I've been a pop star for a long time)

(People's sexiest man alive)

(Now it's time for me to be seen)

(As a massive creep)

• Artist:Bart Baker