America's Sweetheart

[Spoken Intro: Blair & Alaska]

Well, I do declare!

Uhm, what exactly do you declare again?

[Verse 1: Blair]

My, oh my

Look at that pretty little thing

She's got the world on a string

Head-to-toe sickening

No competition, no ring

Ooh! Hold up that's me

Talking like Cardi B

And I'm looking like Gucci

Cover girl, feeling like Twiggy

No one can touch me

I'm the one and only queen walking, ey!

[Pre-Chorus: Blair]

Superstar, centerstage

Hollywood, I'm all a raid

Money face, movie smile

Everything in fashion

Body type, like a snack

Leading lady all in black

Ingénue, Jimmy Choo

Lights, camera, action

[Chorus: Blair]

America's Sweetheart!

The girl you'll love to know

America's Sweetheart!

I came to steal the show

[Verse 2: Alaska]

Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay

Taking to the stand like OJ

TV screens, magazines

She's been around the world

But she looks thirteen

Wow! A TNT explosion

TMZ, my not so secret at Mayra

Blowing up my phone like Tyra, woo

[Pre-Chorus: Alaska]

Superstar, black page

Mother load, Mickey's rage

My new face, juvie derm

Everything is plastic

Hot couture, off the rack

Breaking up Fleetwood Mac

Giant shoe, forty two

Lights, camera, action

[Chorus: Blair]

America's Sweetheart!

The girl you'll love to know

America's Sweetheart!

I came to steal the show

[Spoken Bridge: Alaska & Blair]

Blair! Can I get a statement for the press?

Uhm, are you a TMZ?

Absolutely

Well, give me more questions

Blair! Are you a lesbian?

Yes, I've done everything

Blair! What's your favorite position?

CEO

Ahahahaha

[Chorus: Blair]

America's Sweetheart!

The girl you'll love to know

America's Sweetheart!

I came to steal the show

[Pre-Chorus: Blair]

Superstar, centerstage

Hollywood, I'm all a raid

Money face, movie smile

Everything in fashion

Body type, like a snack

Leading lady all in black

Ingénue, Jimmy Choo

Lights, camera, action

• Artist:Blair St. Clair
• Album:Call My Life