Ah ! Si j'avais un franc cinquante... [English translation]

Ah! If I had one franc fifty cents

I'll have two francs fifty cents soon

Ah! If I had two francs fifty cents

I'll soon have three francs fifty cents

Ah! If I had three francs fifty cents

I'll have four francs fifty cents soon

Ah! If I had four francs fifty cents

It would soon make me a hundred cent under

• Artist:Boris Vian