20 kilo ekstra [English translation]

I was the thinnest in the school

Had 6 in P.E.

Thought everyone that ate at McDonalds were bad

Now I tried to ride, but broke the horses back

Didn't get recognised by the teacher in the reunion party

We are two, we are two, and we weigh a ton

Should have had a few more seasons of Robinson

We have eaten more than we have shat

and the throat is gone (I can't find it)

We have eaten more than we have shat

same attitude as a potatobag

We have eaten more than we have shat

and the throat is gone

Not five

Not ten

Not fifteen

But 20 kilos extra

Not five

Not ten

Not fifteen

But 20 kilos extra

Deep inside am I an athlete

have a sixpack right under the beerbelly

have photo proof, I was well trained and young

now am I twice as old and twice as heavy

We are two, we are two, and weigh a ton

Should have had a few more seasons of Robinson

We have eaten more than we have shat

and the throat is gone (I can't find it)

We have eaten more than we have shat

same attitude as a potatobag

We have eaten more than we have shat

and the throat is gone

Not five

Not ten

Not fifteen

But 20 kilos extra

Not five

Not ten

Not fifteen

But 20 kilos extra

Hello Stian

are you my son?

Are you my father?

holy fuck, hope I don't become that fat

You fucking wanker!!

No daddy, don't do it

Daddyyyyy.

We have eaten more than we have shat

and the throat is gone (I can't find it)

We have eaten more than we have shat

same attitude as a potatobag

We have eaten more than we have shat

and the throat is gone

Not five

Not ten

Not fifteen

But 20 kilos extra

Not five

Not ten

Not fifteen

But 20 kilos extra

• Artist:Staysman & Lazz