Anaconda Parody lyrics

This song is about butts

These girls all have big butts

This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts

I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle

My butt's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles

And I always show it off cause it's my greatest asset but it's enhanced by surgery yes it's made out of plastic

It's not real real real

Cost major cash and my surgery bill is going up fast

Got work on my nose and my lips plus tit implants my fake teeth Mister Ed status

Feed me a carrot

Booty shake with a snake ninety five percent of me is fake

Twerkin' so hard it cause a massive earthquake

Now I'm rapping so damn fast think my tongue's about to break

Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake

Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap

But my lyrics are real bad they're complete and utter crap

I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

A turntable with fruit

A pink speaker and skull

This video is things that don't make any sense

And butts

You ripped off "Baby Got Back"

I'm pissed off

Turned it to trash

Give me some

Of all that cash

Ha ha b*tch please

(Flatulence) Talk to the a$$

For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle

Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles

I pump real hard but there's no sweat on my complexion

Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections

Then I slam my crotch. Into the floor rap about sex non-stop

Act like a whore. Waste the talent I got

Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot

I am a dumb s*it

Kitchen scene

Whipping cream

Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin

My super slutty act is wearing real thin

In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim

Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I'm dim

So plastic when I die throw me in recycling

Drake is sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him

I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I don't want a lap dance

Your butt is too damn fat

You're gonna eat this a$$

I can't! No I need air! Stop

Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh

What are you saying Drake?

I'm trying to warn you

Nicki behind you there's a snake

Oh my gosh!

Look at that snake!

That's right bitch

He hasn't ate

And he loves juicy butt steak

Anaconda eat that fake skank

My Anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done

• Artist:Bart Baker