Your Gay Friend lyrics

Hey hey, here comes no one

Another friend to have a go on

And she asks me do I miss her when she's gone?

And I reply "As much as I miss anyone"

And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us

So jump into my bed

Or pretend the world is dead

Always in my head

Is the face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrong

And make sure that he never hears this song

And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card

She asks me how I'm feeling, well

I don't want to think that hard

And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us

Jump into my bed

And pretend the world is dead

And always in my head

Is the face between us

It's the late show now

How does the late show end?

Well, god is in the details

Thank god that you're my friend

I have a friend again

You are my friend again

My gay friend

So jump into my bed

Or pretend the world is dead

And always in my head

Is this face between us

And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us

• Artist:Robbie Williams
• Album:Intensive Care (2005)