W.N.P. [English translation]

[Verse 1: Taco Hemingway & CatchUp]

'03 classmate brought a CD, some files on it

Three people at a pool drinking, they're rather nice to each other

Both ladies had yellow thongs, he calls them both "sweetie"

He touches the golden skin like Midas, and they scream like MIDI

A week ago a pussy and a bird1 in my vocabulary was just Sylvester and Tweety (Tweety)

A week ago it was still Edd, Edd, Eddie, Johnny Bravo, and Dexter and DeeDee (DeeDee)

The guy at school had an illegal business converting sex to DVD (VD)

A week ago they'd stick out their tongue and now they mimic fellatio

It ruined many people's heads, just trust me

After school Fox Kids and at night porn

Then new stuff from eMule

(Hidden) in Baldur's Gate folder or in biology presentation

My friend described a gangbang to me while we were collecting money for WOŚP2

My friend would swear up and down that this is how adults do it, because...

[Chorus]

We were raised by pornography (we were raised by pornography)

We were raised by pornography (we were raised by pornography)

Most of us had both a father and mother at home (Most had father and mother)

But in those topics it was always the pornography that raised us (no, no, no, no)

[Verse 2]

Boys see what they want, and then boys want what they see

They want their own sex goddess, who's a virgin at the same time

They want Mary Magdalene in bed, who's a nun at the same time

To put it simply, they want a woman that's liked in both sheets and streets

That woman has to always want a threesome, even though she's not bisexual

You always say "Homos are ew but lesbians are actually kind of cool"

Her only mission is to guess what cheap fantasies you have in your head

And she has to have big boobs and a 6-pack, but also drink beer and eat pizza with you because...

In a movie: they're in the best form, always want sex and ask the nicest

In a movie: you never come too early, no one will complain "it's too painful"

In a movie: no one goes to the drugstore because he was supposed to pull out but stayed inside

In a movie: a man doesn't know objection because he knows no one will threaten him with prison

[Chorus]

We were raised by pornography (we were raised by pornography)

We were raised by pornography (we were raised by pornography)

Most of us had both father and mother at home (Most had father and mother)

But in those topics it was always the pornography that raised us (no, no, no, no)

[Verse 3]

When a man watches Matrix he won't jump on buildings (no)

But show him porn about stepsisters and he will start dreaming about cousins (ey)

Although in the head its obvious, lust makes you forget that it's fiction

That's where my hard to grasp message comes from - that porn lies just like TV does

Love is a road toward pleasure but sometimes "Werther"3 happens

Sometimes love is a beautiful trilogy and sometimes it's an awkward verse

You can *grunting* her hard, believe me, while still showing her respect

Don't think that it's unmanly, believe me, those thoughts make no sense

1. for pussy Taco uses the actual english word (which as we know has two meanings) and "ptaszek" in Polish means a "baby bird", but is also used as a word for a penis2. {opular charity in Poland that collects money mainly for children's hospitals. Young people often work as volunteers for it collecting money at malls etc.3. Refers to the main character of "The Sorrows of Young Werther". *spoiler??* In the book he falls in love with a woman that doesn't want him so he kills himself.

• Artist:Taco Hemingway
• Album:Jarmark