Troublemaker lyrics

Put me in a special school,

'Cause I am such a fool,

And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read.

Who needs stupid books?

The alphabetey crooks,

And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams

So turn off the T.V.

'Cause that's what others see

And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream

They only sicken me

Don't let me play for bar

I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball

I'm a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doin' things my own way

And never givin' up.

I'm a troublemaker

Not a doubletaker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.

I picked up a guitar,

What does this signify?

I'm gonna play some heavy metal,

Wishing you would die.

You wanted arts and crafts?

How's this for arts and crafts?

(guitar solo)

(That's Right!)

I'm growin' out my hair

I'm movin' up to Cherokee

I'm gonna be a rockstar

And you are gonna bear with me

'Cause I can't book a job,

Like any other slob,

Punchin' in and punchin' out (?)

Marryin' a bi-atch,

Havin' Seven ki-ads,

Givin' up and growin' old,

And hopin' there's a god.

I'm a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doin' things my own way

And never givin' up

I'm a troublemaker

Not a doubletaker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I'm gonna be star

And people will crane necks

To get a glimpse of me

And see if I am havin' sex

And studyin' my moves

They try to understand

Why I am so unlike

The singers in the other bands

I'm such a mystery

As anyone can see

There isn't anybody else

Exactly quite like me

And when it's party time

Like 1999

I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy

I'm a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doin' things my own way

And never givin' up.

I'm a troublemaker

Not a doubletaker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.

Keep it on the up

(I'm a trouble maker)

Keep it on the up (UP!)

(I'm a trouble maker)

Keep it on the up

(I'm a trouble maker)

Keep it on the up (UP!)

(I'm a trouble maker)

Never givin' up

• Artist:Weezer
• Album:The Red Album (2008)