This Is What You Came For-Parody lyrics

This song

Was written 'bout Taylor

Before Calvin got dumped, poor dude

Back when he was in love with her

and she was in love too

it seemed too good to be true

they were such a cute couple

but then pretty soon,Taylor started to do

what she always starts to do:

act all cuckoo

she says: "Where the hell have you been?"

Working on a new song for you

Bull shit, what's it called then Calvin?

İt's called 'This is what you came for'

and it's all about you

I do not believe you

Baby I swear it's true

Then explain this picture, dude

She is singing the tune

Now I know that I've got to do

Watch every move!

Taylor proceeded, never let him out of view

her eyes were always glued

to everything he would do

but he still loved her true

I love how you stare at me boo

I don't trust you

One day

when Taylor's eyes were shut

Calvin snuck to a message spot

that was known for giving handjobs

and photographers caught him leaving the shop

Taylor saw the news and thought

'He'll pay for that handjob'

once he releases his song about me

I'll cheat on him and dump his ass

for Tom Hiddleston!

And so Taylor played along for five months

until his song came out

İt's time

Baby our song is a huge hit

I put my soul in it for you

That's great, but Calvin, dear, guess what?

I've been cheating on you with Tom Hiddleston

The bad guy from thor wait what? [??]

I thought we had true love

That's before your rub and tug

İt was only a rub

Bullshit , now it is time I must finish you up!

• Artist:Bart Baker
• Album:Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna - "This Is What You Came For"