The Real Old Time Religion lyrics

(Chorus):

Give me that real old time religion (3X)

It's good enough for me!

Asatru And Odinism:

I hear Valkyries a-comin

In the air their song is comin

They forgot the words! They're hummin!

But they're good enough for me!

We will drive up to Valhalla

Riding Beetles, not Impalas

Singing "Deutschland Uber Alles"

And that's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Loki

It was good enough for Loki

He thinks Thor's a little hokey

And that's good enough for me!

Shall we sing in praise of Loki,

Though he left poor Midgard smokey?

Oh, his sense of humor's hokey,

But he's good enough for me!

All the Gods tore into Loki

Saying Deicide is hokey!

And they threw him in the pokey!

And that's good enough for me!

Good old Thor's the god of thunder

Really helps us get our plunder

Tho his head's still truly dunder

He is good enough for me!

In the halls of Frey and Freyja

All the priestesses will lay ya

If you're good enough, they'll pay ya!

And that's good enough for me!

One-eyed Odin we will follow

And in fighting we will wallow

Till we wind up in Valhallow

Which is good enough for me!

It was good enough for Odin

Though the tremblin' got forbodin'

Then the giants finally strode in,

But it's good enough for me!

Shall we sing a verse for Thor,

Though he leaves the maidens sore?

They always come back for more,

So he's good enough for me!

It was good for Thor and Odin

It was good for Thor and Odin

Grab an ax and get your woad on!

and it's good enough for me!

We will worship now with vigor

The goddess known as Frigga

Tho there are some who don't dig her

She is good enough for me!

If you wanna worship Odin

You don't have to have a coat on

Grab a sword and slap some woad on

And that's good enough for me!

We will sing a verse for Loki

He's the old Norse god of Chaos

Which is why this verse don't

rhyme or scan or nothin'

But it's good enough for me...

Bruja:

Let us sing for Brujaria

Though the blood's a lot less cleaner;

It's not Christian Santaria

So it's good enough for me!

Buddhism:

We will all go to Nirvana

So be sure to mind your manners

Make a left turn at Savannah

And we'll see the Promised Land!

It was good enough for Buddha,

As a god he's kinda cute-a,

And he comes in brass or pewta'

So he's good enough for me!

No one wrote a verse for Buddah

Tho I think they really coulda

And I really think they shoulda

'Cause he's good enough for me!

Oh we all will follow Buddah

Oh we all will follow Buddah

And we'll eat no food but Gouda

Which is Gouda-nuff for me!

We will go and sing "Hosanna"

To our good ol' pal, Gautama,

He will never flim or flam ya',

And that's good enough for me!

We will all go to Nirvana

We will all go to Nirvana

Make a left turn at Urbana

And you'll see the Promised Land!

Cargo Cult & Pacific Islands:

To the tune of Handel's "Largo"

We will hymn the gods of Cargo

'Til they slap on an embargo

And that's good enough for me!

If you get too tired

And you need to get up higher

Just have Pele light your fire!

From her island in the sea!

You can keep your saints with halos,

Your hosannas or dayenus:

Let's throw virgins in volcanoes!

And that's good enough for me!

Christian:

We will worship with the Fundies

With their itchy hair-shirt undies

If they don't bring "Mrs. Grundy,"

Then it's good enough for me!

It was good for old Jehovah

He had a son who was a nova!

Hey there, Mithras! Move on ova'!

Another resurrection Day!

Jerry Falwell thinks he's sav-ed

In a lamb's blood he's been lav-ed

And HE thinks that I'M deprav-ed

But that's good enough for me!

That Bob Larson shrieks and hollers

Fighting demons in his callers

Save his program: SEND YOUR DOLLARS!

And that's good enough for me!

Tho J.C.'s into fish, too,

He's an avatar of Vishnu

So he is welcome here, too,

And that's good enough for me!

Brother Jerry is a cretin

But with all the cash he's gettin'

Lotsa folks'll be forgettin

It's the "Land of the Free!"

Brother Robert's church is Crystal

But all the Bible that he's missed'll

Make you "hotter than a pistol"

But he's good enough for me!

Brother Jim and Sister Tammy

Had a show that was a whammy

But now they are in Miami

Tryin' t'get back on TV!

Whether Low Church or it's High Church

Or it's Pie-Up-In-The-Sky Church

Come on down and visit my Church

'Cause it's good enough for me!

You could join Jehovah's Witness

Running door to door for fitness

Well if you've been blessed with quickness,

Then that's good enough for me

There are those who worship Satan

And are just anticipatin'

Armageddon's conflagratin'

That ain't good enough for me!

Let's all listen up to Jesus

He says rich folks like old Croesus

Will be damned until Hell freezes

And that don't sound good to me!

Oh we'll all be Fundamental

And be Holy Testamental

And never Transcendental

And that's good enough for me!

We will finally pray to Jesus

From our sins we hope he frees us

Eternal life he guarantees us

And that's good enough for me!

Anytime that I start hearin'

"Jesus loves you" I start leerin'

Maybe so, but not like Brian *

Which is good enough for me!

Brother Oral's in his tower,

Trusting in the Lord's power

Getting richer by the hour,

Now he's got the ransom fee!

Brother Earnest is a healer

And not QUITE a wheeler-dealer -

More a jumper and a squealer

So he's good enough for me!

Then there's good ol' Brother Billy

Bringing souls in willy-nilly.

All his trips are kinda silly,

But he's good enough for me!

And the Romans said of Jesus

"Lets kill him, he don't please us"

"But the Atheists will tease us"

And that's good enough for me

And let's not forget Pelagius

Though some call him outrageous

He is pious and courageous

And he's good enough for me!

Classical Paganism:

We will go to worship Zeus

Though his morals are quite loose

He gave Leda quite a goose

And he's good enough for me!

We will pray to Father Zeus

In his temple we'll hang loose

Eating roast beef au jus,

And that's good enough for me!

Shall we sing a verse for Venus,

Of the Gods she is the meanest,

Cause she bit me on my...elbow!

And it's good enough for me!

We will venerate old Bacchus

Drinking beer and eating tacos

Til you've tried it please don't knock us

'Cause it's good enough for me!

Let us raise a toast to Bacchus,

We will raise a royal ruckus,

Then we'll lay us down and f**k us

That's good enough for me!

Diana is a little spikey

And she is a little dyke-ey

You don't have to be a Psych-e

To know that's right for me!

We will worship with Poseidon

We will meet him when the tide's in

All the maidens he will ride in

Then he'll give 'em all to me!

All the hunters start convergin'

When Diana is emergin'

It's too bad she's still a virgin

But there's still hope left for me!

And what about this Bacchus,

Who lives just to raise a ruckus?

Loosens women so they'll f**k us,

Well, that's good enough for me!

We will all see Aphrodite

Though she's pretty wild and flighty

She will meet us in her nightie

And she's good enough for me!

Oh we will go and worship Pan,

'cause he just don't give a damn!

Grab a woman or a man,

And that's good enough for me!

Was a time, so I've heard tell, a

Fine and promising young fella

Gave his all to serve Cybele

But that's damn well not for me!

We'll sing praises to Apollo

Where the Sun-God leads, I'll follow

From Ionia to Gaul-o

And that's good enough for me!

We will have a mighty Party

In the honor of Astarte

Grab your chiton - don't be tardy

'Cause she's good enough for me!

In his dancing Pan will lead them

When his pipes call we will heed them

In truth though, he don't need them

He's more than enough for me!

It was good enough for Venus

She'd have sighed if she'd of seen us

Letting morals come between us

And she's good enough for me!

There's one thing that I do know

Zeus' favorite is Juno

She's the best at doing...you know!

And that's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Cupid

It was good enough for Cupid

His wings look kind of stupid

But that's good enough for me!

Let's all drink to Dionysus

Wine and women beyond prices!

He made a Maenad out of my Sis!

And that's good enough for me!

There are those who, when they've got e-

Normous problems that are knotty

They just take them to Hecate

And that's good enough for me!

In the church of Aphrodite

She's a mighty righteous sightie,

The Priestess wears a see through nightie

And she's good enough for me

You can dance and wave the thyrsos

And sing lots of rowdy verses

Till the neighbors holler curses,

And that's good enough for me!

We will sing for great Diana

Who will teach of love and honor

But you really gotta wanna!

'Cause she's tough enough for me!

We went off to worship Venus

By the Gods! You should have seen us!

Now the Clinic has to screen us...

But that's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Sappho

With her lady on her lap-o

She put Lesbos on the map-o

With her pagan poetry!

When we worship Bacchus

The ethanol will sock us

We'll all get good and raucous

And that's good enough for me!

We'll sing praises to Apollo;

Where the Sun God leads we'll follow

('Though his head's a little hollow)

He's good enough for me!

Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus'

Tho he's lost his vital juices

The old boy still has his uses

And he's good enough for me!

We will all bow to Hephaestus

As a blacksmith he will test us

'Cause his balls are pure asbestos

So he's good enough for me!

There is room enough in Hades

For lots of criminals and shadies

And disreputable ladies,

And they're good enough for me!

And to help things get real raucous

The priests of Pan and Bacchus

Will hold a f***ing contest!

And that's all right with me!

We all worshipped Dionysus

'Till we ran into a crisis:

The bar had raised its prices;

That's not good enough for me!

There's that lusty old Priapus

He's just itching to unwrap us.

(He'd do more to us than tap us

And that's good enough for me!)

Pan's pipes got plugged last summer

And it really was a bummer

Finally had to call a plumber!

But he's good enough for me!

Now Danae was sweet as flowers,

She was into golden showers;

And that showed her Zeus' power

And that's good enough for me!

We will sing our staves to Venus

We will sing our staves to Venus

Tho I think this rhyme is heinous

But it's good enough for me!

Let us dance with Dionysus

And get drunk on wine and spices

The Christians call them "vices"

But they're good enough for me!

We will venerate old Hermes

With his staff entwined with wormies

Warding off the nasty germies

And that's good enough for me!

We will all bow down to Venus

As we dance upon Mt. Zenos

We will worship with our...voice

And that's good enough for me!

We all worship Aphrodite,

And Her sister bold Astarte,

They both throw a lovely party,

And that's just fine with me!

Confucianism

Let us read works of Confucius

As we walk through Massachusetts

In white robes that freeze our tushes

But it's good enough for me!

We used to study old Confucius

As we sat there on our tushes

We're learning but don't push us

And that's good enough for me

Cthulhu:

We will worship mighty Cthulhu

H. P. Lovecraft's big old hoodoo

(1930's fiction voodoo...)

But that's good enough for me!

Let us sing to Lord Cthuhlu

Don't let Lovecraft try to fool you

Or the Elder Gods WILL rule you

And that's good enough for me!

Of the Old Ones, none is vaster

Even Cthulhu's not his master

I refer to the unspeakable *

and that's good enough for me!

And for those who follow Cthulhu

We have really got a lulu:

Drop a bomb on Honolulu!

'Cause that's good enough for you!

We will worship Great Cthulhu,

We will worship Great Cthulhu,

And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu

'Cause that's good enough for me!

We will sacrifice to Yuggoth

We will sacrifice to Yuggoth

Burn a candle for Yog-Soggoth

And the Goat With a Thousand Young

Well it's good enough for *

He's a mighty kinky master

When you pray he goes much faster

And that's good enough for me!

Let's go worship Great Cthulhu,

And run naked like a Zulu,

You and me and Mr. Sulu,

And that's good enough for me!

* - well, do YOU want to say it?

Discordianism:

Let us sing to old Discordia

Cause it's sure she's never bored ya

And if she's good enough for ya

Then she's good enough for me!

If your rising sign is Aries

You'll be taken by the Fairies

Meet the Buddah in Benares

where he'll hit you with a pie!

We will sing a verse for Eris

(Golden apples for the fairest!)

Though she sometimes likes to scare us

But she's good enough for me!

Of Great Murphy much is spoken

For his Law shall not be broken

It's not pretty when he's woken

Things go wrong for you and me!

If your god of choice is Squat

Well then trendy, man, you're not!

But you'll get a parking spot!

And that's good enough for me!

Let us do our thing for Eris

Goddess of the discord there is

Apple's golden, it's not ferrous

And that's good enough for me!

Let us praise the Holy Fool

For he's breaking all the rules

Holds you up to ridicule,

And that's good enough for me!

(The Almighty) Dollar

Oh, the dollar is our Savior

If we spend Her or we save Her

She controls all our behavior

There's not enough for me!

There are those who scream and holler

And get hot under the collar

For their god, Almighty Dollar,

Who is good enough for me!

Call Him God, or call him Allah

The priest will take your dollah

Easy living from -your- follah-

-wers, but sorry, -not- from me!

Druids:

We will worship like the Druids,

Drinking strange fermented fluids,

Running naked through the woo-ids,

Coz that's good enough for me!

In Pwyll's hall you will be welcome

But he's not at home too often

Spends all his time in Annwyfn

And that's good enough for me!

I'll go get my golden sickle

And I'll wear it where it tickles

It ain't used for cuttin' pickles!

And it's good enough for me!

Egyptian:

Let us sing the praise of Horus

As our fathers did before us

We're the New Egyptian Chorus

And we sing in harmony!

We will venerate Bubastis

We will venerate Bubastis

If you want in, then just ast us!

'cause that's good enough for me!

Let us all now worship Ra

And take care of our Ka

We'll all sit round and go "Ah-h-h!"

Which is good enough for me!

Here's an invitation for us

All to go and worship Horus

Doff your clothes and join the chorus

And that's good enough for me!

When we all bowed down to Nuit

There was really nothin' to it

(Alex Sanders made me do it...)

But that's good enough for me!

We will pray with those Egyptians

Build pyramids to put our crypts in

Cover subways with inscriptions,

which is good enough for me...!

We will all do praise to Horus

In an old Egyptian chorus

If there's something in it for us

Then it's good enough for me!

We will venerate Bubastis

Cause my cat walked up and ast us

(Now the cat box is DISASTROUS!)

But it's good enough for me!

Fictional Gods, Demons Amd Heroes:

Here's to those who copy Conan

Here's to those who copy Conan

They're just Followers of Onan

And that's good enough for me!

There are followers of Conan.

And you'll never hear 'em groanin'

Followed Crom up to his throne(in)

And it's good enough for me!

Azahoth is in his Chaos

Azahoth is in his Chaos

Now if only he don't sway us

That is good enough for me!

We will worship Holy Ford

Beta, Delta, Gamma, Lord

But the Alphas might get bored

A Brave New World for you and me!

Let us note the might of Ils

With a thousand or more quills

By the light that from him spills

He is good enough for me!

The late return of the Prophet Zarquon

Caused his followers to hearken

As the Universe went dark on

All of you and me!

We will sing of Foul the Render,

Who's got Drool Rockworm on a bender

In his cave in Kiril Threndor-

They're both too much for me!

Of Lord Shardik you must beware;

To please him you must swear;

'Cause enraged he's a real Bear,

And that's good enough for me!

We will sing of Iluvatur,

Who sent the Valar 'cross the water

To lead Morgoth to the slaughter

And that's just fine with me!

We will sing the Jug of Issek,

And of Fafhrd his chief mystic,

Though to thieving Mouser will stick,

And that's good enough for me!

We'll invoke the blessed Camber

And the Unicorn of Amber

And the wizard Deliamber

They're good enough for me!

It was good enough for Cthulhu

Who'd eat me and who'd eat you, too;

If it's good enough for Cthulhu

Then it's good enough for me

Hindu:

There are some that call it folly

When we worship Mother Kali.

She may not be very jolly

But she's good enough for me!

As the goddess Kali dances

With her worshippers in trances

You can learn some Hindu stances

And that's good enough for me!

We will go to worship Kali

She will help us in our folly

She'd be quite an armful, golly!

And she's good enough for me!

I will wait till four-armed Kali

Drags me through that lonesome valley

She's disgusting act-u-all-y

But She's good enough for me!

Islamic:

We will all bow down to Allah

For he gave his loyal follow

Ers the mighty petro-dollah

And that's good enough for me!

Warriors for Allah

Are sure to have a gala

Time in old Valhalla

And that's good enough for me!

Jewish:

If you think that you'll be sav-ed

If you think that you'll be sav-ed

If you follow Mogen David

Then that's good enough for me!

Let us worship old Jehovah

All you other gods move ovah

Cause the one God's takin' over

And it's good enough for me!

Some guys have a circumcision

On account of their religion,

An embarrassing incision

Cut just ENOUGH from me!

Let us celebrate Jehovah

Who created us "ab ova"

He'll be on tonight on "Nova"

'cause he's good enough for me!

Kahbahla:

We will read from the Kabahlah

We will read from the Kabahlah

It won't get us to Valhalla

But it's good enough for me!

We will read from the Cabala.

Quote the Tree of Life mandala

It won't get you in Valhalla,

Yet it's good enough for me!

Krishna:

We will all sing Hare Krishna

We will all sing Hare Krishna

It's not mentioned in the Mishna

But it's good enough for me!

Hare Krishna gets a laugh on

When he sees me dressed in saffron

With my hair that's only half on

But that's good enough for me!

I was singing Hari Rama

With my friend the Dalai Lama

'Til they dumped us in the slammer

But that's good enough for me!

Middle Eastern Pagan:

I'll sing some songs to Lilith,

Not so young, and not so girlish,

and She's always PMS-ish,

but She's good enough for me!

Lilith wears a lacy nightie

And She is a little flighty

She will get you all excite-y

She's wet-dream enough for me!

We will all bow down to Dagon

We will all bow down to Dagon

He still votes for Ronald Reagan

And that's good enough for me!

Let us worship sweet Eninni

Let us worship sweet Eninni

In a skimpy string bikini

And that's good enough for me!

We will go to worship Lillith

Grab your cup, step up and fill it

Tho 'ware she don't make you spill it!

And that's good enough for me!

Oh the Philistines abound

Oh the Philistines abound

They had the biggest Baals around

And that's good enough for me!

We will have a mighty orgy

in the honor of Astarte

it'll be a mighty party

and it's good enough for me!

We will sing to Lady Isis

She'll stand by us in a crisis

And She hasn't raised Her prices

And She's good enough for me!

We will all bow down to Enlil

We will all bow down to Enlil

Pass your Cup and get a refill!

With bold Gilgamesh the Brave!

Oh the ancient goddess Nerthus

From herself the Earth did birth us

And I wonder: are we worth us?

But she's good enough for me!

Well Dimuzi's on vacation

He'll be back when spring awakens

There will be such recreation

There will be enough for me!

Mithraism:

We will sing a song of Mithras

Let us sing a song of Mithras

But there is no rhyme for Mithras!

Still he's good enough for me!

We will all be saved by Mithras

We will all be saved by Mithras

Slay the Bull and play the zithras

On that Resurrection Day!

Moonies

We will worship Sun Myung Moonie

Though we know he is a goonie

All our money he'll have soonly

And that's good enough for me!

New Age:

Oh, our Spirits will awaken

Oh, our Spirits will awaken

Watch the Universe a-quakin'

Which is Gurdijeff to me!

Timmy Leary we will sing to

And the things that he was into

(Well, at least it wasn't Shinto)

And that's good enough for me!

In the sky I hear a hummin'

It's the UFO's a-comin'

That's not banjos that they're strummin

But it's good enough for me!

Well I'm tired of Ronald Reagan,

He's too square to be a pagan,

Let's all vote for Carl Sagan!

He's good enough for me!

I'll arise at early mornin'

When the Sun gives me the warnin'

That the Solar Age is dawnin'

And that's good enough for me!

Just like Carlos Castenada

Just like Carlos Castenada

It'll get you sooner or later

And that's good enough for me!

New World Pagan:

Thanks to great Quetzacoatl

And his sacred axolotl

And his gift of chocolatl

And please pass some down to me!

Praise to Popacatapetl

Just a tiny cigarette'll

Put him in terrific fettle

So he's good enough for me!

Now watch out for the Maya's,

They might really try to fry ya,

Sacrifice people, not papaya's,

Just as long as its not me!

Quetzacoatl's flyin'

With the Toltec and the Mayan

And the mushrooms he's been buyin'

Are good enough for me!

Some folks pray to the Great Spirit

Most folks just cannot get near it

So they hate it and they fear it

But it's good enough for me!

Some folks worship the Kachinas

Some folks worship the Kachinas

They look like "deus ex machinas"

But they're good enough for me!

Montezuma liked to start out

Rites by carrying a part out

That would really tear your heart out,

But it's good enough for me!

And when old Quetzacoatl

Found a virgin he could throttle

And put her heart into a bottle

It was good enough for me.

Aztec:

We will worship Xochipilli

Though it might be a bit silly

Running naked makes me chilly

But it's good enough for me!

Oh, there's none like Huizlipochtli

For destroyin' people tot'ly

Best to worship -him- remotely!

But he's good enough for me!

I have gotten in the way-o

Walkin' with the Monster Slayer

He is worthy of a prayer

And he's good enough for me!

We will worship Xipe-Totec

Tho it is a little lo-tech

It is not a bit ero-tic

But it's good enough for me!

The Kachinas of the Hopi

Dance about and some act dopey

They don't leave you feelin' mopey

So they're good enough for me!

Scientology

L. Ron Hubbard liked precision

And he founded a religion

That has caught a lot of pigeons

And it's good enough for me!

In matters Dianetic

You need not get frenetic

Make your Engrams copacetic

And that's good enough for me!

Shinto:

There are some who practice Shinto

There are some who practice Shinto

There's no telling what WE'RE into!

but that's good enough for me!

I don't really go for Shinto

It's just something I'm not into

Tho I guess I could begin to

'Cause it's good enough for me!

In Japan they thought it neato

When they worshipped Hirohito

But that didn't sit with SEATO

So it never more will be!

Thelema:

Uncle Crowley was a dreamer

At the Abbey of Thelemer

But his magic is a screamer,

So it's good enough for me!

There are those who follow Crowley

Tho the stuff that he held holy

Turn your brain to guacamole

But he's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Crowley

With his sacraments unholy

Who smoked pot and ate some moly

And it's good enough for me!

When the clouds they are a'rumbling

And the thunder is a'grumbling

Then it's Crowley that you're mumbling

And it's good enough for me!

Let us call an Elemental

For a temporary rental

Just as long as it is gentle

It is good enough for me!

Voodoo:

There are people into voodoo

Africa has raised a hoodoo

Just one little doll will do you

And it's good enough for me!

There are people into Voodoo

There are people into Voodoo

I know I do, I hope you do!

And it's good enough for me!

If you're really into dancing

And you wanna try some trancing

Then the Voodoo gods are prancing

And that's good enough for me!

Wicca And General Neo-Pagan:

Well, she raised an awful flurry

When she made the scholars worry

Thank the Gods for Margaret Murray!

She is good enough for me!

It was good enough for Granny

She could throw a double-whammy

That would knock you on your fanny

And she's good enough for me!

With the aid of my athame

I can throw a "double-whammy"

(And can slice and dice salami!)

So it's good enough for me!

There will be a lot of lovin'

When we're meetin in our Coven

Quit yer pushin and yer shovin'

So there's room enough for me!

Well the Christians all are humming

Cause they say their God is coming,

Our God came three times this evening

And that's good enough for me!

When old Gerald got it goin'

When old Gerald got it goin'

All that hidin' turned to showin'

And that's good enough for me!

It's not good enough for Reagan

It's not good enough for Reagan

He's too square to be a Pagan!

And that's good enough for me!

Meeting at the Witching Hour

By the Bud, and Branch and Flower

Folks are raising up the Power

And that's where I want to be!

We will worship with the witches

'Cause we're rowdy sons-of-bitches

And they scratch us where it itches

And that's good enough for me!

We will gather at our saunas

When the spirit comes upon us

To perform the Rites of Faunus

And that's good enough for me!

Some folks worship all of Nature

Tho they love to taunt and bait-cher

They're just funnin', they don't hate-cher

And they're good enough for me!

Zarathustrian:

We will pray to Zarathustra

And we'll pray just like we usta

I'm a Zarathustra boosta!

And that's good enough for me!

I pray to Ahura-Mazda

He's one god who sure won't pause ta

Pound some heads when given cause ta

Which is good enough for me!

It could be that you're a Parsi

It could be that you're a Parsi

Don't need a ticket; you get in free

And that's good enough for me!

I can't rhyme Ahura Mazda,

I'll praise the man who tries ta

Then I'll wait for Barak Raz ta

And that's good enough for me!

Unclassifiable Verses And Unknown Ghods:

We will go down to the temple

Sit on mats woven of hemp-le

Try to set a good "exemple"

And that's good enough for me!

Let us watch Ka-ka-pa-ull

Frolic in her swimming pool

Subjecting chaos to her rule

And that's all right with me!

They revered ancient ENIAC

And sacrificed to UNIVAC

Now we sing our chants on VAX pack

And that's good enough for me!

When you worship Rusto

Treat your friends with lust-o

Pursue your faith with gusto!

And that's good enough for me!

There are those who worship no gods

For they think that there are low odds

That the god-seers aren't drunk sods

But they're good enough for me!

Where's the gong gone? I can't find it

I think Northwoods is behind it!

For they've always been cymbal-minded

And they're good enough for me!

Some folks pray to the Orishas

Tho their humor can be vishas

When they grant your stupid wishas

But they're good enough for me!

There are those who worship science

And some would send 'em to the lions

Without 'em we'd have no appliance

So they're good enough for me

We will all bow down to Gozer

Priestess did it with that Joser

Cross the streams, and there she goes, sir

And that's good enough for me!

We will worship Christian Jesus

And do just like John Paul pleases

That we will...when Hades freezes!

And that's good enough for me!

I have got a strange religion

I will worship Walter Pidgeon

Is he sacred? Just a smidgen!

But it's good enough for me!

Drink to FUFLUNS he's just fine

The Etruscan god of wine

This verse doesn't really rhyme

But it's good enough for me!

John, Paul, George and Ringo

We will worship playing Bingo

We will listen to them sing-o

And that's good enough for me!

The Obligatory Last Verse

It's the opera written for us!

We will all join in the chorus!

It's the opera about Boris,

Which is Godunov for me!

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