The Monster Parody lyrics

[Hook 1: Rihanna]

I'm friends with a monster, his name's Eminem

Going to take a journey inside of his head

I’m trying to save him don’t fight this process

Have you seen Inception?

Yeah, we stole that conception

[Verse 1: Eminem]

I’m inside my brain trying to find out my true freak, you see

Need to reveal the real me

Do you think that this elevator’s an antique?

I think I’m going to get motion sick, excuse me

Looks like I ate cake and tacos too and there’s mom’s spaghetti

Knees weak, palms are sweaty, wrong song you deadbeat!

Now I see me, wait this is confusing

Why do I look like a baby?

It’s the birth of Slim Shady

Don’t you see?

You and Dr. Dre created me

Get me out of here RiRi

(Oh shit, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep)

Goddamn, I’m back in this weird dream

I’m beginning to think that Rihanna is not a real shrink

You should just listen to me

Do drugs, bash gays

Hate on boy bands, and always be angry

Here’s some pills to help you think

[Hook 2: Rihanna]

Em should get a sponsor, he’s such a pill head

Maybe from Vicodin, Valium or Ambien

He’s always so pissed off, he can’t catch his breath

Eminem calm down please

Stop with all the yelling

[Verse 2: Eminem]

Flashback to my wigger mindset

I look like I stole somebody’s over-sized UPS outfit

And freebased in it

And on top of all of that crap

I’m wearing a doo-rag and can’t control my hands

Cut me slack I was trailer trash

Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!

Who the hell’s this faggot ass dude yodelling?

Dude I don’t know, it’s your weird ass dream

(I’m here Elton John the gay pianist

You’re still using that word? Time for you to pay

Come here give me a kiss. Oh no, my toupee!)

Without that stupid wig you look cute actually

Can I please suck your dick?

What the hell’s happening in my head?

Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy?

If I’m relaying what the voice in my head’s saying

I really am disturbed

[Hook 3: Rihanna]

Marshall’s on a roof now, how did that happen?

Pretty sure that elevator was descendin’

I guess his messed up head can’t tell direction

Whatever, never mind, back to the storyline

This song's almost over, this must be the end

(Whatever is)

Whatever is in that box must be his demon

(Wait, what the)

Wait, what the fuck it’s a giant M&M

(You dumbass)

You dumbass, don’t you see? This is your destiny

Set yourself free!

[Outro x2: Eminem]

Cause I’m a candy, yes I’m a man candy

Now my rap name finally makes sense to you and me

Moral of the story kids, don’t do drugs

Don’t do drugs, don’t do drugs

[Children]

(Who the fuck is this guy?)

(I don't know, my stupid mom hired him)

• Artist:Bart Baker