Скотник [Skotnik] [English translation]

I was an ugly guy in our village,

Nature didn't give me any man's beauty,

When my parents were making me,

My father had been much drunk as a pig.

And I was born lame and humpbacked,

I have had a crooked mouth and a hunchbacked head,

When I went to work or home,

All hillbillies usually laughed at me.

(INTERLUDE)

In my kolkhoz, I worked a cattleman,

Cows were crazy about me,

Because I loved my dear cows,

I cared for them, and I fed them on time.

And I spent the nights with my cows on the farm,

I had sex with every my cow,

What could I do if I was ugly

And girls always ran away from me?

Oh, you, my dear cows!

I carefully milked you by your tits,

When I gave peace to my soul with any cow,

This cow was better for me than any woman.

(INTERLUDE)

(SOLO)

A had my own harem like a sultan,

I had sex with the cows, and it was fine for me,

For doing it, I set a stool behind a cow

And gave pleasure to all the cows.

But my intimate life was short,

One day, the chairman caught me red-handed.

There is the Article for it in the Criminal Code,

And I will go to prison.

Now the prison is my home,

And cows can't write me a letter,

Now bulls fuck my cows,

And I masturbate with my fists.

• Artist:Sektor Gaza