Самый счастливый человек [Samyj schastlivyj chelovek] [English translation]

I am the happiest man on the Earth!

I feel so good, as if I am 8 years old!

Come on, follow me, let's fly a little bit!

While our train is not gone ("chuh-chuh") (2х)

It doesn't matter: the Don river or Moscow.

Whether my bathyscaphe is airtight or full of holes!

It doesn't matter, whether it is a dirt road or asphalt!

Doesn't matter how to stand at the start: in the sneakers, shoes or flip flops!

You can easily mess with my head!

Or, for example, to compress my middle finger in a vice

I can carry potent cannabis

And after searching me cops will find it in my socks!

I can meet the CSKA fans!

And then a wooden plank can be smashed on my head!

I can be recruited to the paratrooper forces!

Indians can catch me and take off my scalp!

I can get into reserved seat compartments instead of coupe in a rush!

Or to sleep for half a day in zoo on the bench!

(I can, I can, I can!!!)

I cat get tired, as if after a hike,

Setting up for little Vasya an ICQ or Skype!

I can be tortured by sea sickness

When I am at sea, or just splashing in the bath tub,

A saleswoman in the store can caress me around1

When I ask her about the expiration date near 5 times!

I can dream in the daytime to sleep at night!

And then, at night, I don't mind drinking whiskey!

I can think that my death is so close,

When I am in a ditch with a gun stuck against my temple!

The City Council even can stop thinking,

I don't care about frost or thunder!

One can lock me up at home and do not let me out!

I won't be frightened by the worst deal!

Let the longing drags me around, like a scout!

Throught the desert sands or rocks, whithout letting me go!

Today even the shit or cascade of failures

Won't knock me off, like an electric stingray!

(Here Here Here!!!)

Here's my dream came true!

And I am misterious like Akopyan Amayak,

It's impossible not to notice me, I am like a lighthouse!

For I'm shining, thinking about this!

Who's the happiest man on the Earth?

Today this lot has befallen on me!

Maybe tomorrow the happiness will fall into your paws as well!

But today... I became a dad!!!

I am the happiest man on the Earth!

I feel so good, as if I am 8 years old!

Come on, follow me, let's fly a little bit!

While our train is not gone ("chuh-chuh") (2х)

1. Of course this is an allegory. The saleswoman can only curse him for this.

• Artist:Kasta
• Album:ХЗ