Rue de Nantes [English translation]

I was walking in the rue de Nantes

When I felt something fall on me

I put my finger on it, it was a dropping

Ah shit, pigeons disappointed me !

To clean it I made a wide gesture

To get rid of that unwanted dye

An old lady got my hand in the face

And fell down in the middle of the street

A pigeon dropped on me

There's an old lady in the street

It happened in the rue de Nantes

The old lady was lying on the ground

A young cyclist of twenty years old or thirty

Trying to avoid the grandma

Swayed in front of a 38-ton truck

Which crushed him without manners

Then skidded, running over three nuns

And crashed through a big stone wall

A pigeon dropped on me

There's an old lady in the street

A cyclist squashed

A truck crashed

There were some screams in the rue de Nantes

People were running towards the wild truck

Which had made a breach in the zoo

From where some kangaroos were escaping

The marsupials tried a ruse

Bouncing towards every direction

Chance led them to the floodgate

But as they jumped they blocked the clamp nuts

A pigeon dropped on me

There's an old lady in the street

A cyclist squashed

A truck crashed

Fleeing kangaroos

A floodgate all filled up

What a mess in the rue de Nantes

The water from the canal overflowed on the quays

It flooded the nearby factory

Which was manufacturing sponges

There, all soaked, they inflated

The walls around gave out

And, bad luck, just behind them was marching

All the Bagad of Lann Bihoué1

A pigeon dropped on me

There's an old lady in the street

A cyclist squashed

A truck crashed

Fleeing kangaroos

A floodgate all filled up

Sponges exploding

The Bagad is morose

Apocalypse in the rue de Nantes

A hundred and twenty bagpipes started to blow

The noise was close to complete terror

Up to space it was heard

Disoriented, the Ariane rocket

Came crashing down in front of a wood pigeon

Who took off, and God curse him

Chose me again to ease himself on

A pigeon dropped on me

There's an old lady in the street

A cyclist squashed

A truck crashed

Fleeing kangaroos

A floodgate all filled up

Sponges exploding

The Bagad is morose

A rocket falling down

Pigeons disgust me

A pigeon dropped on me

There's an old lady in the street

A cyclist squashed

A truck crashed

Fleeing kangaroos

A floodgate all filled up

Sponges exploding

The Bagad is morose

A rocket falling down

Pigeons disgust me

I am fed up with pigeons

I detest pigeons

Yes I hate pigeons

Yes I hate pigeons !

1. a famous Breton band, mainly composed of bagpipes

• Artist:Oldelaf & Mr D.