Пить нельзя [Pit' nel'zya] [English translation]

When you all offered me to drink, I said you,

"I can't booze, I can't booze!"

When you offered it again, I refused,

I said, "Sorry, but I can't booze".

When you said, "God told to drink vodka with some herring!"

I answered, "He didn't tell it about me".

When you said, "Come on! Let's drink, bro!"

I said, "I can't" and sat on the sofa further from y'all.

When you said, "Come on, just put the glass to your lips!"

I said, "Okay, I will do it, but I won't swallow".

When you said, "You must swallow in parents' honor",

I said, "Mother won't be upset. It's all right".

I convinced that I felt very comfortable in that way,

But it seemed to you that something was wrong,

Generally, I refused to drink 45 times,

But you offered me to do it again and again.

So why have y’all hidden now, cowardly assholes?!

Come on, show me your ugly faces!

You, bitches, gotta answer for your words!

Did you want me to booze, bastards? Well, you just got it!

So why have y’all hidden now, cowardly cruds?!

I'll drown you one by one in a flush toilet like little kittens!

If someone doesn't drink with me, I’ll smash his mug!

Do get back to the table and fill your glasses, quickly!

Listen to me, butterball, I think you may go,

But your chick is staying here,

Why're you displeased? You yourself rocked the boat,

You yelled, "People who don't drink are faggots!"

I see there are only hypocrites and pussies

In this rotten posse gathered here.

Look at how the imprint of the cake

Nicely looks in the middle of the wall!

Don't try to attack me four together,

I grew in the 1990s,1 you can’t do anything against me!

Do you remember the kitchen knife sticking out the cake?

It isn't there! Here is this knife!

Where are you running? I don't let you go!

Do sit down at the table! There is a guest in the house!

Now we're gonna be boozing up for a long time!

Hey, bald! Make a toast, bitch!

You're such assholes! I did try as hard as I could!

I was saying to you, "Guys, I don't booze!"

I hope you, morons, learned a good lesson:

You must fucking listen to me when I warn you!

Stop being sad, jerks, be more fun!

You will repair the furniture, and the beaten eye will heal,

But I will have to find new friends

At the 7th time in this year. It's a shame...

1. In Russia and the other post-Soviet countries, the 1990s were characterized by high level of crime after the collapse of the USSR. In the context of this song, telling about the 1990's, the main character wants to show the guests that those hard years made him much stronger than them all put together.

• Artist:Semyon Slepakov