Pensionman [English translation]

[Intro]

"- Hello

- Hello

- Do you take childsupport-tickets?

- Of course

- Ooh, is this your childsupport-son? Ooh....

- Yes, this is my childsupport-son

- And you're happy about that?

- Ah, I'm very happy about that. Since Childsupportman passed, everything has changed in my life."

[Verse 1]

Childsupportman can save you all (yeah)

Superheroes not wearing a hood (yeah) send long mail check (yeah)

Childsupportman can save you all (yeah)

Superheroes without hood (yeah), available even on tour

Fifty percent for production, fifty percent for taxes

Fifty percent is the divorce, fifty percent of fifty (privileges)

I think I'm in the male-white-straight-cisgender-carnivore (privileges)

I think I'm in the male-white-straight-cisgender-carnivore (privileges)

[Bridge 1]

Who wants a salary? I'm making her a kid

Who wants a salary? I'm making her a kid

Who wants a salary? I'm making her a kid

Who wants a salary? Who wants a salary?

Who wants a salary? I'm making her a kid

Who wants a salary? I'm making her a kid

Who wants a salary? I'm making her a kid

Who wants a salary? Who wants a salary?

[Verse 2]

It's better than the welfare office (it's better than the welfare office)

It's indexed to the father's income

It's better than the welfare office (it's better than the welfare office)

It never stops going up

Sister, it's better than the welfare office (it's better than the welfare office)

It's income-indexed, choose your father carefully

Otherwise, it's the Department of Health and Social Security

Hey, still less profitable than the pass

Bitch, don't bother working, just make me spit

Raise my spitted images, the judge will makes me spit out

Bitch, I'm traced, I can't hide anything

I know what I'm going to do with all this money, I'll give it to you

No protected sex (never), better profitability

Your fixed-term contract is precariousness and, Childsupportman, it's tranquility (yeah)

One child and it's already twenty years of guaranteed salary

Besides, if you make the kid a little slow, you make him a Tanguy

You can have it for over thirty years

Thirty years? (Thirty years?) Thirty years?

Do you realize that? (Do you realize?), no company can guarantee you the same

Stop taking the pill right now, send a DM with date, time and address ("so, I'm Samantha, I thought of the thirty-one, there...")

I'm your savior if you've stopped studying

I'm your savior if you don't have a[?] for the bog roll; the cross-over: Childsupportman controls the flood

I'll make you a kid I recognize at City Hall, then I'll go and leave you as a single mom

Otherwise, I can't pay you the salary you deserve, monthly transfer over an indefinite period

Monthly transfer of an indefinite amount; a single child can earn up to six thousand

Six thousand, six thousand, six thousand (six thousand?), call Childsupportman, don't be shy

[Bridge 2]

Childsupportman, Childsupport-Childsupportman

Childsupportman, call Childsupportman

Childsupportman, Childsupport-Childsupportman

Childsupportman, call Childsupportman

[Verse 3]

What are they saying? Sure, they're being treacherous

Approach the precipice, will call back Cofidis

What are they saying? Sure, they're being treacherous

Approaching the precipice, call back Cofidis

I'm listening to you, I'm already making the effort to open my eyes

To understand is my responsibility, to forgive God's

No, no, don't shake hands; without you, I'm at the right place

I work to live like a boss who discourages you in the end

AIDS-rock-paper-scissors-well (well), AIDS-rock-paper-scissors-well (well)

Wash me in scissors and then (then) give me your number (give)

Show me your empty fridge, I'll get you out of here

It's not nonsense (nah), that's for sure, you already know

[Outro]

Childsupportman, Childsupport-Childsupportman

Childsupportman, call Childsupportman

Childsupportman, Childsupport-Childsupportman

Childsupportman, call Childsupportman

Call Childsupportman, the superhero of child support

You have a salary to take care of? He makes you a child

If you no longer want to work, if you do not have a diploma:

Call Childsupportman!

• Artist:Vald
• Album:Ce monde est cruel