Mister Cool [English translation]

This is the story of

The coolest cat in the elongated land of falukorv¹

This is the story of

The lad who laughs at those who speak of babylon

He's called Mister ssscch...

He lays puh on chicks before he disappears

He's bang, he's oh, he's Clint Eastwood

He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool

No phone, no chick, he's everywhere

All the way from Lund, Gothenburg and to Södermalm

He's your savior in times of need, he's your right hand

If you battle him you've met your match

And there our story begins, among chaps and chicks he was popular

But he was special and they were the same

So some talked crap, you know what Stockholm is like

So one day in the city when he checked out the sale

Came a crew and like shouted "Look, there he is!"

And thus began a hunt, there were 40 of them

Under a staircase, over a bus, they were hot on his tracks

But he was quick since he was cool, he was Jackie Chan

So he ducked for bullets doing somersaults

Entered Åhlén's² and a stairway to the roof

His back towards the precipice and everyone around him

So he backs backwards

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the chaps

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Now that you know how cool he is

You must see how he never is where one thinks he is?

But, like, will he make it? Idiot!

He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool

He backs, now he's falling down

But he holds onto the hour hand of the big fucking clock on the wall

And weighs it down to quarter past three

But then the cops came, he stole their weapons and fired upon the mob

That was a close call

Ahrr, I'll kill a few bastards

10, 7, run or bounce

5, 3 none remain

He's a cool lad with sunglasses at Roskilde³

Girls say he's a player

He guides grannies across the streets

Rules over the South and the fells⁴

Come back next week, same time and channel

And you'll find out how Snook ended up

Eh, sorry I mean Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the chaps

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Take off your trucker cap, listen up!

Take off your trucker cap, yes!

Take off your trucker cap, Mister Cool says:

But take off your trucker cap, 'cause I want you to

Take off your trucker cap

Take off your trucker cap

Take off your trucker cap

Take off your trucker cap

Take off, take off, take off, take off your trucker cap

'Cause Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), wow - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the chaps

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the chaps

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the chaps

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

• Artist:Snook
• Album:Vi vet inte vart vi ska men vi ska komma dit