Метаморфоза [Metamorfosa] [English translation]

I have come home on 1st day, I was drunk in the ass, *

I saw a horse by the porch, where my horse should be,

Offended, I asked my young wife:

"Why is there someone else's horse, where my horse should be?"

"Where did you see the horse?! Would you better go to sleep,

It's a cow fetched for us by my mother!"

But I saw a lot of things in many regions,

I have never seen a saddled cow!

I have come home on 2nd day, I was drunk in the ass,

I see a hat hanging on the wall, where my hat should be,

Offended, I asked my young wife:

"Why is there someone else's hat here, where my hat should be?"

"Where did you see a hat?! Would you better go to sleep,

It's a small pot fetched for us by my mother!"

But I saw a lot of things in many regions,

I have never seen a brimmed pot hanging!

Oh, I am tired of this metamorphosis! (x3)

I have come home on 3rd day, I was drunk in the ass,

I saw an ass on my wife, where my ass should be,

Offended, I asked my young wife:

"Why is someone else's ass here, where my ass should be?"

"Where did you see an ass?! Would you better go to sleep,

It's a copper washing pan fetched for us by my mother!"

But I saw a lot of things in many regions,

I have never seen a washing pan with a cleft!

I have come home on 4th day, I was drunk in the ass,

I saw dick on my wife, where my dick should be,

Offended, I asked my young wife:

"Why is someone else's dick here, where my dick should be?"

"Where did you see a dick?! Would you better go to sleep,

It's a pod of red pepper fetched for us by my mother!"

But I saw a lot of things in many regions,

I have never seen a pod pepper with a dickhead!

Oh, I am tired of this metamorphosis! (x3)

• Artist:Sektor Gaza