Martin Ljungs förhud [English translation]

when he appears, he gets horny

and Lelle Swede sucks on his wart

warty penis that glows of hemorrhoids and dingleberries

old sperm hangs from his foreskin

Little Knut lays under the ball sack and licks the anus on Karl Evert

Who is jerking dad's ball sack

And there stands grandpa and pulls his little penis

And grandma, her vagina, it's like juniper twigs

We want to suck dick every day

Suck some dick and fondle some anus

See how the sausage 1 then grows out

Out of the ass on Sven-Knut

And then Bertil comes and licks him in the butt

Soon the smega runs out

Out of the hole on little mushroom

Because then comes Bertil, he's so horny

He waves his anus and says I'm wet

Then comes the beaver and says I want to be part of the anus too

And do some dingleberry and hemorrhoid and smegma, yes

Warts push their way forward on my ball sack, Martin Ljung

Has such a small foreskin

That he doesn't reach over the glans

and his anus is so tight

When he shits, he pierces out small strings of shit

That land on the floor wherever he goes and wherever he stands

The priest, he has the dick at the back, looks mostly like a wheat flake

1. refers to the Swedish word "bajskorv" (lit. poop sausage)

• Artist:Onkel Kånkel