Mario Bros vs Wright Bros lyrics

Wright Brothers:

We're the Wright Brothers, and there can't be no other!

We don't wanna cause trouble. Are you looking for your lover?

'Cause your princess is in our castle now! Yeah, she's gone.

We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong.

Before us, people only used to fly in balloons!

You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?

You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life!

So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe!

Mario Brothers:

It's-a me, Mario! And Luigi, motha—!

Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other?

Look at these two! Their lives must have been horrible!

Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!

You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh!

If you wanted to fly, you shoulda just eaten this leaf!

You should eat something anyway. Look at you, so skinny!

You might fly like a hawk, but you fight like a kitty!

Wright Brothers:

We don't need to fight. We're the fathers of flight!

Representing North Carolina. Aiiiiight!

We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller!

Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller!

You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something.

We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B button!

Mario Brothers:

We're serving up an 8-bit fist! Made to order!

That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters!

Like POW! How you like me now?!

Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!

You'll get pummeled!

You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!

We've been dropping Bob-ombs since we started this song!

Sorry, Wright Brothers. This time you chose wrong!

• Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
• Album:Season 2 (2012)