Lesbian Code lyrics
Lesbian Code lyrics
She’s a B.D. (baby dyke)
She’s a P.D. (possible, probable)
She’s a D.D. (Yeah, she’s a definite dyke)
She’s a P.O.U. (Positively one of us)
She’s got high L.P. (good potential)
Suffering from P.L.T. (pre-lesbian tension…it’s a terrible thing to watch)
She’s a wannabe, a D.O.T.
(Well, if she can’t be a dyke of today, she could be a dyke of tomorrow!)
Then she’ll be a D.I.T. (a dyke in training)
Or an F.D.A. (Future Dyke of America)
She’ll be a Betty, a friend of Dorothy
She’ll be our kind, that’s O.K.
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Is she Lithuanian? (I don’t know)
Is she Lebanese? (Well, she’s gifted)
She’s Labesian, Lesbonic and
I happen to know she’s a vagitarian
She’s a member of the team
She’s a member of the lodge, of the family
She’s a member of the church, of the club, of the committee
And she sings in the choir
Is she a lima bean? (From Kentucky)
Or is she a green, new bean? Or is she refried?
Is she a canned bean? (In the closet)
Or is she now with a man? Then she’s a has-been.
She’s a Fresbian in Fresno
In Lansing 48912
She lives in Dyke Heights
She’s an Arkansas Earth dyke
Motor City Dykette
She goes to The Pagoda with the Chinese, you bet!
She colors outside the lines in Charlotte
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Is she an Aussie Dyke? (Check it out, wha’d’ya reckon?)
She’s a likely one. Spot-o. Gotta be!
Ah, she looks a bit sus
She must be of the faith (I’ll put her on lay-by)
She’s a leesbian (from New Zealand)
She’s Campas (from Aotearoa, kiwi fruit)
You can spot the bus driver, spot the camp girl
She’s on the bike (Camp is a row of tents)
She’s a “How’s your mother?” (over in Dublin)
She’s a “Whatever you’re havin’” (in Belfast and Cork)
She’s a choir girl, a lash
Got a glad eye, got a kick in her
She drinks Tipperary water
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She’s the Church of England (she’s ginger)
She’s got Dutch boy fingers
She’s an M.O.T., a member of the tribe
She’s a Gold Star, got her I.D. card
And she shops at Tesco’s
A Sister of the Inclination
She’s elite in Scotland (Auch, aye, zap!)
She’s all right. That’s a hundred points.
Is she a carpenter from Bristol?
Is she a bus driver from Nottingham?
Is she a motor dyke? Is she a badgy dyke?
Does she live in the Dykery?
Ah, then she’s a
Fresbian in Fresno
In Lansing 48912
She lives in Dyke Heights (sort of like 2040…Dyke Heart)
She’s an Arkansas Earth dyke
Motor City Dykette
Goes to The Pagoda with the Chinese, you bet!
She colors outside the lines in Charlotte
Wee da lee da le Lesbian Code
Wee da lee da le Lesbian Code
She’s a lemon! She’s a lezzo!
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She’s a big one! She’s a bowler!
She wears sensible shoes!
Wee da lee da le Lesbian Code
D.L. and D.R. (Dyke to the left, dyke to the right)
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Egosot, from Israel…she’s like that
Wee da lee da le Lesbian Code
Here’s the non-verbal, the non-verbal
(Gestures with eyebrows & head tilt)
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- Artist:Alix Dobkin