Lappuliisa [English translation]

Ah, what is that picturesque mermaid

Who lays her sparkling eyes on my car

She is wearing red pants and a jacket

And her face is as beautiful as a toolbox

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah

A meter maid fines

Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah

A meter maid fines

Looks like a gooseberry bush and just about the same size

A freak of the drunkard land, the sweet meter maid

Always as joyful

Weighs 1100 kilos

Proves her professional skills

Can scribble numbers

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah

A meter maid fines

Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah

A meter maid fines

Who the hell might that madman be

Her husband

Blind, insane, high or…

Surely

She's forever an old maid

As sexy as a smoked whitefish yeeeeee-ah

A meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah

A meter maid fines (well so she does yeah yeah)

Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah

There's work for the axe

• Artist:Klamydia
• Album:Älpee (1990)