Колхозная [Kalchoznaya] [English translation]

I'll wake up at the sunrise,

And give Nyurka what she likes,

Later I'll go for a piss,

Nyurka will prepare a feast,

I'll have few drinks, I like it,

I'll give the heifer hay to eat,

Some grain for livestock for feed,

and clean the yard from their shit.

(REF 1)

The farm work is hard indeed,

even horses die from it,

All the farm work I do alone,

Reeks of shit the entire home,

It's hard to work for kolkhoz,

Every bastard is your boss,

Both, chairman and the party dork,

I might as well go straight to morgue!

Like a mule I work all day,

But I hardly get any pay,

One consolation remains,

that I'm bringing home the grain,

The chairman like a dog from hell

he stole half of *kolchoz for himself,

Are we worse than this bad man?

We also steal what we can!

(REF 1)

The farm work is hard indeed,

even horses die from it,

All the farm work I do alone,

Reeks of shit the entire home,

It's so hard to work for kolkhoz,

Every bastard is your boss,

Both, chairman and the party dork,

I might as well go straight to morgue!

(INTERLUDE)

We have quite a decent crops,

and very deadly our bogs,

Our busty women fart a lot,

with big asses and fear of god

I have squeezed one yesterday,

right on top of her I stayed,

Like with a plough back and front

I have furrowed her cu.. ah-ah-ah!

(REF 2)

It's so hard to work for kolkhoz,

Every bastard is your boss,

Both, chairman and the party dork,

I might as well go straight to morgue!

The farm work is hard indeed,

even horses die from it,

Come to the pond, relieve my jewels

where cows get fucked by bulls.

• Artist:Sektor Gaza