I've Got A Bone [Minecraft Skeleton Rap] lyrics

Well

Hello again friend

I'm a skeleton

Returning from the dead

Determined to be relevant again

So I'm following trends

From the Nether to the End

And I've

Got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen

Where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep

So don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

I've had my skull crunched thirteen times

Soil where my brain is, a dirty mind

Full of naughty nursery rhymes

Poor me

Pour me a drink, 'cause I'm thirsty

Dry as a bone

'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements

I'm the result of an awful experiment

I'm a living skeleton

Devoid of any melanin or keratin

This specimen's a miracle of medicine!-

Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin

So that you're resembling a jelly trembling

When you hear my bones rattle, feel the adrenaline

Levels in your medulla rising like the theremin!

I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen

Where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep

So don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

Hello, jack-o'-lantern, how the hell have you been?

I haven't seen you since Halloween, and that was pretty harrowing

I'm nothing but bone and marrow

I'm rocking a bow and arrow

Like some kind of low-fat Rambo

Don't wear clothes, I go commando

Don't wear pants, I'm butt naked

But my butt is just grey

'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk

No wonder my butt's aching

I can't sit down, I can't do any sunbathing

It's frustrating, I just wish the game was updated

All I want's some muscles and a suntan, honey

But until I get them, killing you's a fun plan, sonny

So better start running when you hear my bones rattling

A rat-tat-tatting on your door before I bash it in

I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen

Where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep

So don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

Better stay in 'til the next day

I'm a walking X-ray

More malnourished than children

Drinking milk products from Nestle

I'm burning up in the sunbeams

I should have put on my sun cream

But I don't have any skin to rub into

Or fingers to rub with, it's something

That I've had to adapt to

By standing in the lakes

Or hiding under my rusty iron helmet 'til it breaks

It's a handicap I'm angry at

And now I'm in a bad mood

So I'm redirecting my frustration

Aim it at you

Hello again friend (Hello!)

I'm a skeleton

Returning from the dead

Determined to be relevant again

So I'm following trends

From the Nether to the End

And I've

Got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen

Where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep

So don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

Ooooo-ooooooo... That's a ghost sound, isn't it? Not a skeleton...

• Artist:Dan Bull