PewDiePie - PewDiePie's Song

(How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie)

(How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie)

(How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie)

(How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie)

Hey! This is PewDiePie's channel

And if you don't like that I'll slap you will a flannel

Hop on my camel and chase you to the North Pole

Ahhh!

My camel's out of control!

Run! Run! Call the police!

I'm going to the zoo, there's animals to release

I take them all home and I show them my games

Take pictures of them all (Smile!)

And I keep them in frames

His name is PewDiePie

Ladies claim he's a cutie pie

Millions others disagree and say he's just a stupid guy

So who is right? Let's look at the facts

Dudes that like him, or that attack?

Hang on a sec, what does it matter?

Refuse to fight, it's a horrible act

I could pick some bogyes out of my nose

Or watch something else that's gross with thousands of bros

I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes

Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros

What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?

You're not making any sense bro, you be high

You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie

But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie

I'm taking on Youtube in a tutu

Woo hoo

I'm bigger than you, you, and you

Boo hoo

There's loads of dudes getting in feuds with Pewds

But I'm infused with juice

And ready to bruise these noobs

I'm a velociraptor

Ferocious

A new subscriber every day since diplodocus

I'm clearly the dopest

The rest of you are hopeless

I'm on a global stage

You're on some sofas

You're bogus, hocus pocus, no focus

I can't decide if I should punch you or give you a brofist

You look as if you stole your sister's hair

Aww what you gonna do?

Throw Mr. Chair?

I could write poetry and flowery prose

Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros

I could water the garden, I've got flowers to hose

Or I could stay inside the house online with thousands of bros

What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?

You're not making any sense bro, you be high

You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie

But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie

Edgar Allen, Edgar Allen

Are you responsible for what I'm smelling?

I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping

There's nobody stopping me

So whatever you're watching

You better be stopping and paying attention to P-e-wDiePie

Even sweeter than a blueberry pie

I feel like I'm motherfucking stuck in this duck

It makes me want to quack like, "What the fuck is that!?"

Genius Pewds strikes again at the speed of Räikkönen

If I couldn't watch his videos I think my life would end

So, goodbye bros

See you tomorrow

Yeah so, goodbye bros

No, Stephano!

I could play a MOBA game for hours 'til pro

Or I could choose to stay on Youtube with thousands of bros

I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows

Or I could join the chorus of this one

How does it go? Oh!

What are you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?

You're not making any sense bro, you be high

You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie

But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie

(How's it going bros?)

• Artist:PewDiePie