I'm the Greatest Star lyrics

I got 36 expressions!

Sweet as pie to tough as leather

And that's six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together.

Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift?

Well, it must be a plot!

'Coz their scared that I got,such a gift?

Well, I'm miffed

'Coz I'm

The Greatest Star

I am by far!

But no one knows it–OY

They're gonna hear a voice

A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh)

They'll cheer each toot

(Hey, that kid is terrific, mmm)

When I expose it

(Now can't ya see to look at me that)

I'm a natural Camille.

As Camille I just feel

I've so much to offer

(Hey, listen kid I know I'd be divine because)

I'm a natural cougher

(ahoo, aheh, ahay)

Some ain't got it, not a lump

I'm a great big clump of talent

Laugh!

(ha ha ha ha)

They'll bend in half

(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)

A thousand jokes

(Stick around for the jokes!)

A thousand faces

I reiterate

When you're gifted, then you're gifted

These are facts

I've got no axe to grind

Hey, whaddaya blind?

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star

No autographs, please.

Ya think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?

I should say not.

Any minute now they're gonna be out.

Finished!

Then it'll be my turn

hmph!

Who is the pip with pizzazz?

Who is all ginger and jazz?

Who is as glamourous as?

Who's an American beauty rose?

With an American beauty NOSE!!!

And ten American beauty toes?

Eye on the target and wham

One shot. One gun shot and BAM!

Hey Mister Keeney!

Here I am!

I'm the greatest star

I am by far

But no one knows it

That's why I was born

I'll blow my horn

'Til someone blows in

I gotta break the lights

Gotta flash of light

I'll flicker then flare up!

All the world's gonna stare up!

Looking down you'll never see me,

Try the sky 'coz that'll be me!

I can make 'em cry!

I can make 'em sigh!

Someday they'll clamor for my drama

Have ya guessed YET!

Who's the best yet?

If ya ain't, I'll tell ya one more time

You'll bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I am the greatest, greatest

Staaaaaaar!

• Artist:Glee Cast
• Album:Glee: The Music, Opening Night [Ep] [2014]