I'm the greatest star lyrics

I got 36 expressions

Sweet as pie and tough as leather

And that's six expressions more

Than all them Barrymores put together !

Instead of just kicking me

Why don't they give me a lift ?

Well it must be a plot !

Cause they're scared that I got

Such a gift...

Well I'm miffed !

'Cause...

I'm the greatest star

I am by far !

But no one knows it... Wait !

They're gonna hear a voice

A silver flute : Woo-oo-oo Woo-oo-oo

They'll cheer each toot : "Hey that kid is terrific Mmh.."

When I expose it

Now can't you see to look at me that

I'm a natural Camille...

As Camille I just feel

I've so much to offer !

Hey listen kid, I know I'd be divine because

I'm a natural caugher ! Hi ! Hu ! Hi !

Some ain't got it, not a lump,

I'm a great big clump... of talent ! Laugh !

They'll band in half "Did you ever hear the story about the travlling salesman?"

A thousand jokes, "Stick around for the jokes"

A thousand faces...

I reiterate, when you're gifted,

Then you're gifted !

These are facts, I got no axe to grind

Hey, what are you, blind ?

In all of the world so far, I'm the greatest star !

No autographs, please !

You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever ?

I should say not !

Any minute now they're gonna be out ! Finished !

Then it'll be MY turn !

Who is the pip with piz-zazz ?

Who is all ginger and jazz ?

Who is as glamourous as ?

Who's an american beauty rose ?

With an american beauty nose !

And ten american beauty toes !

Eyes on the target and wham,

One shot, one gun shot and BAM !

Hey Mr Kiney ! Here I am...

I'm the greatest star....

I am by far... but,

No one knows it

That's why I was born

I'll blow my horn 'til

Someone blows it

I'll light up like the light

Right up like the light !

I'll flicker then flare up, Ah !

All the world's gonna stare up

Looking down you'll never see me,

Try the sky 'cause that'll be me !

I can make them cry,

I can make them sigh,

Someday they'll clamor for my drama...

Have you guessed yet ?

Who's the best yet ?

If you ain't I'll tell you one more time

You bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I am the greatest... greatest... star !

• Artist:Barbra Streisand
• Album:Funny Girl