Gonna Eat for Christmas

Rosie:

Don't want tinsel

Don't want bows

Don't want Rudolph's

Shiny nose

I'm gonna eat

For Christmas

Gloria:

From my diet

I will stray

But I'll workout

The next day

(Oh what a shock!)

Gonna eat

For Christmas

Both:

It's a time

For giving

Rosie:

Won't you give me

Mashed potatoes

And ham?

Both:

It's a time

For sharing

Gloria:

Are you gonna

Polish off

Those yams?

Rosie:

You mean these?

Gloria:

No?

Rosie:

Yes I am

Rosie:

I don't say

This to be nice

I'll have more

Black beans and rice

Gonna eat

For Christmas

Gloria:

At the family shindig

Gonna be

The Christmas pig

Both:

But I'll leave some room

Gloria:

I'm planning quite a buffet

Rosie:

Please don't throw away

Both:

That leftover food

Santa gave us some advice

To be naughty's very nice

Cause when you're stuffed

It'll always feel like

Christmas to you

Rosie:

Oh

That was exhausting

Oh we got a break now?

Gloria:

Oh, yeah

Rosie:

I am so hungry Glo

What'ya got?

Gloria:

Put down that sandwich

Rosie:

Well

Do you have anything

Gloria:

You can't eat now

Rosie:

I can eat this now

Gloria:

No, there's no time

Rosie:

How much time

Do we have?

Gloria:

We're almost

Going to sing now...

Rosie:

Let me just

Wait...

I can swallow...

You take

The first part

Gloria:

Get her some water

For god sake

Rosie:

I'll join you, go

Gloria:

There's a twinkle

In my eye

For a piece

Of pumpkin pie

Gonna eat

For Christmas

Rosie:

If I eat

One more soufflй

I won't fit

In Santa's sleigh

Both:

I'll be filled

With gloom

Gloria:

To face the scale

The next day

Is no holiday

Rosie:

We'll sing

A different tune

(You know it)

Gloria:

Take advantage

While we may

Rosie:

Let's pig out

On Christmas day

Cause

When you're stuffed

It'll always feel

Like Christmas

To you

Rosie:

That was fun

Gloria:

Whoa, Yeah

Rosie:

You know

There's

A candy machine

In the lobby

Did you see it?

No, it's there

Gloria:

I can't believe you

Rosie: Oy!

• Artist:Rosie O’Donnell
• Album:A Rosie Christmas