Fuck Christmas lyrics

Fuck Christmas,

it’s a waste of fucking time.

Fuck Santa,

he’s just out to get your dime.

Fuck holly, and fuck ivy,

and fuck all that mistletoe.

White-bearded big fat bastards

ringing bells where’er you go.

And bloated men in shopping malls

all going "Ho-ho-ho!".

It’s fucking Christmas time again!

Fuck Christmas,

it’s a fucking Disney show.

Fuck reindeer,

and all that fucking snow.

Fuck carols,

and fuck Rudolph

and his stupid fucking nose,

and fucking sleigh bells tinkling

everywhere you fucking goes.

Fuck stockings and fuck shopping,

it just drives us all insane.

Go tell the elves

to fuck themselves.

It’s Christmas time again.

Thank you, you Santa-mental bastards!

• Artist:Eric Idle