Everyone Hates His Parents lyrics

[MENDEL]

Jason

I am agitato grande

Jason, I am muy disgutante

And muy disappointe

And muy nauseatus

And me mitzraim

Hotzionoo

Dayenu

Everyone hates his parents

Don't be ashamed

You'll grow up

You'll come through

You'll have kids

And they'll hate you too

Oh, everyone hates his parents

But, I confess

You grow up

You get old

You hate less

[JASON]

But I don't want it

Nothing that gives them pleasure I'll do

I don't want a bar mitzvah

Stupid bar mitzvah

Any bar mitzvah

With you

[MENDEL]

Everyone hates his parents

That's in the Torah

It's what history shows

In fact, God said to Moses:

"Moses, everyone hates his parents

That's how it is!"

And God knew

Because God hated His

[MARVIN]

You are gonna kill your mother

Don't feel guilty, kill your mother

Rather than humiliate her

Killing your mother

Is the merciful thing to do

[TRINA]

Jason, darling, don't get nervous

I'm right here, and at your service

Look, I'm calm and self-deluded

Grateful, 'cause I hope

You'll do what I pray you'll do

[MARVIN]

Go ahead and kill your mother

[TRINA]

Not with guns, but kill your mother

[MARVIN]

Rather than humiliate her

[TRINA]

Killing your mother

Is the merciful thing to do

[MENDEL (spoken)]

Oh my god

(sung)

Everyone hates his parents

Now, I see why!

But in time

They'll cool out

And you'll think

They were only fooling

It's a strange thing about parents

Push turns to shove

What was hate

Becomes more or less love

[MARVIN AND TRINA]

Jason, please see a psychiatrist

[MENDEL]

I'm a psychiatrist. Get lost!

Everyone hates his parents

This too shall pass

You'll grow up

[JASON]

I'll come through

I'll have kids

[MENDEL]

And they'll hate you too

[MENDEL AND JASON]

Oh, Everyone hates his parents

[MENDEL]

But kid I guess

You'll grow up

[JASON]

I'll grow up

[MENDEL]

You'll get old

[JASON]

I'll get old

[MENDEL AND JASON]

And hate less

[JASON]

Flip me!

[MENDEL]

You got it!

[JASON]

Whoo!

[MENDEL AND JASON]

And hate less

• Artist:Falsettos (Musical)
• Album:Falsettos