Eminem - My Name Is [Uncensored]

[Chorus: Eminem]

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

(Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)

"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"

Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else

'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off

Hi, my name is, what?

My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh?

My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what?

My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh?

My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high

The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy

I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians, rapin' lesbians

While they're screaming, "Let's just be friends!"

99 percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"

Hi, my name is, what?

My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh?

My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what?

My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh?

My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away!

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I coming or going? I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years, my palms too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits!

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

I'm steaming mad and by the way, when you see my dad

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi, my name is, what?

My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh?

My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what?

My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh?

My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

• Artist:Eminem