Eier [English translation]

My balls are thicker than my legs

Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit

But I shit you not

I know you'll scream when I show you my balls

They are so heavy, they help me stay on the ground

Your balls are just dead flesh

Mine are big and wide

And that's why my trousers are wide at the top

They are responsible for the high and low tide

So huge that just one would be enough

So don't tell me about rules like a smart arse

Oh no - I think you need balls

No idea when you ask me where I got mine

I did what I had to do and then they grew one night

Because fate has hit me hard way too often

I don't need to tell anyone, my scars tell them for me

Until someone came and told me, you must have balls

Either balls or it's over

[Refrain]:

And when this day comes

When you're racked with doubts once again

Complaining and crying won't help, because you must have balls

This life: first the ghost train then the hearse

To deal with all the shit, you must have balls

(Big balls! thick balls!)

With two big medical-ball-sized balls I can fuck more easily

(Thick balls! big balls!)

Those two gems are the reason for the wider trousers

My balls are thicker than my legs

Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit

But seriously

Because my balls are out of this world

They can solve anything but problems with the tax office

It's been a long time, I barely remember it

I've always been able to count on them since my childhood

And since women always grabbed them, they were continuously growing

They looked out for me if someone fooled around

Ey believe me mate, you won't come far without them

Have the balls with me, so the trousers are rather wide

Have had so much doubt, sometimes it was tough

But when it mattered, I could rely on them

Yeah - because you will be confronted with things that aren't always easy

Was about to give up all this shit

Until someone came and said to me: you must have balls

Either balls or it's over

[Refrain]:

My balls are so big, I already have bowlegs1

Your balls are two rim blocks soaked in piss

Back to me, I'm taking my chance

Lived the lifestyle skilfully, just see how far I'm going

One ball is as big as a hot air balloon

But I have two and I know, you are impressed by them

You want to grab them

Ok, fine with me, but leave them in one piece

Because these balls make me a man

[Refrain]:

Uhm there are times,

when people write rhymes

that are deep

that move you

that put you on a different level emotionally.

Sido hasn't managed that with his album,

He made me, with the complete album,

He made me aggressive,

I'm being honest.

He raps cross rhyme, row rhyme and clear rhyme2

He just raps.

I have told him, speak normally you dumbo.

Just speak normally.

I'm going out onto the street,

wherever you want,

I will make you a sunbeam.

But he says: "No, I'd rather rap like before"

Shut your mouth, ex-philosopher.

• Artist:Sido
• Album:VI (2015)