Deve Ter Sido Eu [English translation]

I don't love you anymore

But I still hate that girl

I got rid of your sneakers, your coat and your lighter

But I know that if by magic

the dish she ordered comes with peanut and she's allergic

And the cook can't help but repeat "what is the logic of this?"

If she ends up in the hospital feeling really sick

It must have been me

I don't love you anymore

But I still hate that girl

I don't know your licence plate anymore

I can't remember your smell

But I know that if in a fatidical night

she suddenly trips and falls in Joana Angélica

and everyone around starts laughing, "how pathetic!"

If she begs to heaven to disappear and avoid the embarassment

It must have been me

My heart has stopped stopping for you

Now I answer you with a normal voice tone

But whenever she shows up, my body starts to boil

Just like that guy's rabbit in Fatal Attraction

By the way, that's not a bad plan!

I don't love you anymore

But I still hate that girl

I don't even recall whether your birthday was in February

But I know that if in a bucolic day

she gets ready and goes out under a fantastic sun

And then she gets hit by a thunder like no other in history

which torns her body in two

leaving nothing but dust behind

It must have been God.

• Artist:Clarice Falcão
• Album:Problema Meu (2016)