Bicycling With The Devil lyrics

I see you dancing, damn you look good!

I wish I could dance like you but I ain't got no legs.

I see you having sex, damn you look good!

I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got no sexual organs.

I see you defficating, damn you look good!

I wish I could take a shit too, but I ain't got no anus.

I rode the bicycle of the devil

Driving straight to hell

The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell.

I see you talking, damn you look good!

I wish I could speak to you but I ain't got your love.

I see you flying, damn you look good!

I wish I could fly like you but I ain't got the drugs.

I see you riding on a bicycle straight to hell

I wish I could ride with you because you and me and the devil make two.

I rode the bicycle of the devil

Driving straight to hell

The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell.

I see you dancing, damn you look good.

I wish I could dance like that, but I can't.. cos I have no legs.

I see you fucking, damn you look good.

I wish I could fuck like that, but I can't.. cos I have no penis.

• Artist:Scissor Sisters
• Album:K-Mart Disco (2007)