Bernarda [English translation]

I was twelve when I met love

A girl as they are no longer found

With birch face and two blue pupils

Bernarda was her name, she was twenty-one years old

I played the ladies' man but she scorned me

And, beautiful and disturbing, she only said to me:

"For certain things you are not of age

Go, kid, go back to mom "

It was then that my intelligence

Decided to resort to science

"I will hibernate Bernarda to keep her fresh

She remains the same and meanwhile I grow up

And when I am twenty years old I will dishibernate her

And then I'll want to see if she says no

The more love you delay, the more it resembles a bonfire

So I will hibernate this Bernarda"

I found a good excuse to lure her into the house

Some latin homework that I didn't know how to do

And she came to help me early in the morning

I hit her in the head, took her by the arm

I put her on ice in daddy's fridge

She seemed to be asleep, the beautiful frozen girl

And closing the fridge I looked at her

Then I smiled at her and greeted her

Ten years passed and, thank goodness

Finally came the day of the thaw

I dishibernated Bernarda with the jet of fresh water

As cod and sardine that is in the Genepesca

However, contracted and freezes in its beauty

There was no longer a trace of sensitivity

And instead of hugging me, Bernarda, without love

He gave me a black eye and left

So teenagers know how to wait

When you are toothless the bread is hard to chew

We must go slowly, therefore it is confirmed

You can't hibernate Bernarda (oh no)

You can't hibernate Bernarda (oh no)

You can't hibernate Bernarda (oh no)

• Artist:Pippo Franco
• Album:I personaggi di Pippo Franco