Artists vs TMNT lyrics
Artists vs TMNT lyrics
[Leonardo]
Cowabunga dude, so let's get it on
Reptiles against the gathers of the Renaissance
We got the classical technique
to kick these three toed freaks back uder the street (oh)
I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat
You don't really wanna step to da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
so let me pass the mic to my man Donatello
[Donatello]
Hard shell but you're gross it the middle
Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six foot chisel
born in goop, raised in poop
I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit oops
[Raphael]
Yo, Raphael and I came to flow
deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked
I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling
[Michelangelo]
Oh, Michelangelo and I'm a giant
I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath
I'm a rap God and you can't quite touch me
This battle's your Last Judgment trust me
[Leonardo and Donatello]
We drop science
[Raphael and Michelangelo]
We got the mathematics
[Artists]
The architects of rebirth are rap addicts
You beat the Foot but it won't go well
[Donatello]
When you catch an Italian
[Artists]
Boot to the half shell
[Leonardo turtle]
The wisdom of our master
[TMNT]
Splinter
[Donatello turtle]
Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter)
[Raphael turtle]
But our master
[TMNT]
Master Splinter
[Michelangelo turtle]
Ain't here dude
[Leonardo turtle]
I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blades
get back in your floppy helicopter fly away
[Michelangelo turtle]
I can bebop and steady rock a mic sucka
I'm a pristine Sistine nun chudka
[Raphael turtle]
Oh, hi I'm a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai
[Donatello turtle]
Dona - tell me who you are again dude
Cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do
[Donatello]
That's because you mutants are too immature
[Leonardo]
You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer
[Raphael]
We got the talent
[Artists]
And the minds
[Raphael]
And the rhymes so sweet
[Michelangelo]
We're like your NES game
[Artists]
Cause we can't be beat
[TMNT]
Yo go ahead and hate, we'll just skate on by
[Michelangelo turtle]
You guys draw more dicks than New York pride
[TMNT]
We're the TMNT, drop kicking Italy
Chowing on your tower made of pizza, save a slice for me!
- Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
- Album:Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3