American Apparel Ad Girls

[Intro: Willam]

Support for this track comes from meaty tucks

[Refrain: Alaska Thunderfuck]

I like it when you don't touch my hair

I prefer it if you don't touch my hair

[Verse 1: WIllam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck]

Chapstick and mascara

Dawson's 50 load weekend

Anus

Laser hair removal, Ahem!

Willam... perhaps?

[Chorus: All]:

We know it when you're creeping

You know that D is there

So, please, feel free to like us

And buy these tops we wear

These ill shirts

(Oh my gosh, I'm on that t-shirt!)

They're good shirts

(Fag swag)

They're good shirts

(This merchandise is for sale)

Sickening

[Verse 2: WIllam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck]

Bisexual uber-drivers

Tell me about it!

My voice (ohhh)

Lupita N'yongo

Delicious

The Courtney Act patented lubing technique

[Sax Interlude: Courtney Act, Willam]

You play the saxophone?

I thought you said you said you were good at sex!

Alaska... 5000

[Verse 3: Alaska Thunderfuck]

Capezio pantyhose without any runs (No runs)

Feeling my oats when I'm out with Gia Gunn

Queens with old school names like Nicole Paige Brooks

And having Mathu Andersen beating your face

Being tucked continuously for a month

Or being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls

Being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls... know what I mean?

[Verse 4: WIllam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck]

I like Britney Spears circa 2007

Oh, I love it when it smells like your mum washes your clothes!

I like Ariana Grande so much I wanna order an Ariana Venti

I like turtles

What?

I like people who are pretty in their own unique way, so... no

I like your pussy

I like happy cow

I like it when you drink an espresso and you have to poop immediately

I like turtles

[Chorus: All]:

We know it when you're creeping

You know that D is there

So, please, feel free to like us

And buy these tops we wear

These ill shirts

(I like when you don't touch my hair)

(Really)

They're good shirts

(I like when you don't touch my hair)

(No, I'm serious)

They're good shirts

(I prefer it if you don't touch my hair)

Sickening

(Please, stay the fuck away from my hair)

[Chorus: All]:

We know it when you're creeping

You know that D is there

(Ohhh!)

So, please, feel free to like us

(Ohhhhh)

And buy these tops we wear

These ill shirts

(Yeaaah!)

They're good shirts

(Oh, they're good shirts, baby)

They're good shirts

(Yeah! Yeah!)

Sickening

(Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)

[Outro: Alaska Thunderfuck]

*Tongue pop*

That's all

• Artist:Willam
• Album:Shartistry in Motion