Lesbische schwarze Behinderte [English translation]

Men are to blame for everything,

All machos, mostly white

They alone are to blame

For all this shit with their shitty tripe

They run this world

Completely drunk on power

They have taken over our world

And thus our world turned sour

Will you ever find greater villains

The answer's clearly no!

But special needs black lesbians

Can be suckers too..

One I met at OBI (1)

She rode around in her electro scooter

She skipped the line, wearing finest twine

As if she was the great Pooba (2)

Slipped the cashier a thousand dollar-note

And ten screws was all she bought

Your average decent German

Would'nt ever even have this thought

The cashier then threw a fit

And the entire crowd yelled "boooo!"

Cause special needs black lesbians

Can be suckers too..

Outside at the parking lot

She almost ran me over

Instead of an apology

She cried out "dude, are you sober ?"

"I also break for men" (3)

read the T-Shirt on her chest

I froze, my mouth wide open

That really gave me the rest

I shoulda yelled "Fuck off you Cunt"

Without further ado

Yes, special needs black lesbians

Can be suckers too..

Of course I'm not a racist

And I'm no blockhead either

Most special needs black lesbians

Are great folks, unlike this cheater

But all exceptions like today

only prove the golden rule

That special needs black lesbians

Can be suckers too..

• Artist:Funny van Dannen
• Album:Uruguay