Freunde der Realität [English translation]

They have MOT badges on their souls,

they don't pay a cent too much of taxes

They want performance to be worth it again,

they say after the game is before the game

they wait for prices of property to rise

and they have a small circle of friends

they know what they're worth and they have

a secret I don't know anything about

And I'd love to be at home here

because the earth is my favourite planet

but I will neber be as at home here

as the friends of reality

They have the petrol price in their heads

and they are personally acquainted with the DAX

They have a political home

and they know their IQ

They judge the government,

nothing human is strange to them

They don't have a white vest

but at least a white shirt

And I'd love to be at home here

because the earth is my favourite planet

but I will neber be as at home here

as the friends of reality

They make a perfect impression

and sometimes they strike a wrong note

They have an opinion about the pension debate

and about the stem cell debate

Tey are probably wonderful fathers

and in a way they're still a child themselves

And they know what one needs to know

and how to gain impressions

And I'd love to find that nice

and I'd love to be an aesthete

But I see everything much differently

than the friends of reality

• Artist:Funny van Dannen